Home Ec 101 : November 8

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

Hello, class. Please, grab a snickerdoodle 98% human flesh free and have a seat.

We are starting a new project today!

I have made you each an egg baby.




Wednesday


Allie


Paige


Boone


Maia


Sakura


Piper


For the next few days, you must have your egg baby with you at all times. Even when you sleep, you must put him or her in a safe place.

By Thursday, your objectives are to:
- Write a few sentences on what caring for even an inanimate object 24 hours a day was like. What obstacles did you face? Were you surprised by your reactions?
- Provide for your baby. You should assemble, in one way or another, things to care for your baby with. Something safe to carry it in, something to keep it warm, etc.
- Have one person babysit for your baby for at least one hour.
- DO NOT BREAK YOUR BABY

Today in class, you should:
- Name your baby
- Keep your baby away from the class psycho kitties
- Start caring for your baby

If you have any questions, please ask now! Thank you.

Comments

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige walks in and sits at the desk with her egg, she proceeds to put her head aginst against the desk and wish for death, she might be willing to talk to the teacher and Boone and possibly her sister, mainly cos she trusts them to not have looked for the photo

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

"Sweetie, are you okay?"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((*does not smoothes back cos OMG I'm in enough shit already!*))

Paige looks up at Mrs Van Der Kamp, "would one of your kittens to willing to practise weapons use on me do you think?"

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

"Probably, the vile beasts, but I wouldn't recommend it. Unless you are all up to date on your shots." She tilts her head, "Do you want to talk about it?"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige shakes her head "you'd probably hate me if I told you," she says still pretty much hoping for death

((ok *smooches back checking the pirate is no where to be seen cos he gets the wrong idea about everything!))

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

"I could never hate you, darling. We must be generous with forgiveness if we wish to receive it." No worries! Bree keeps her subtext purely to being batshit crazy. :)

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige's eyes fill with tears "I messed up, he told me it was open, but he didn't mean it and now he hates me." she crys

((I love subtext Bree with a passion, and the thing with the cats in the clinic! OMG!))

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

"What was open? Did your ex-boyfriend do something?" Bree looks a bit cross, and empathetic of Paige's sorrow.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

"After what happened with Geoff James and I decided our relationship should be open and I was seeing Jonathan Crane and now there are...photographs! James's really angry at me" she tells her

((I think the insanity you caputure is bthere in canon Bree!))

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

A tree in the corner that no one had ever noticed before seemed to be giggling and taking notes. Huh.

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

Sarah Kitty yawns, looking a bit bored. She picks up a sewing needle and a piece of balsa wood and quickly constructs a lance, running toward the giggling tree in her daily weaponry practice.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

The tree hopped nimbly out of the way. Pretty impressive, for a tree. It continued hopping out the door.

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

Sarah Kitty looked puzzled, turning back to the classroom, and discovering that no one else was paying attention or saw the tree.

"Typical fucking humans, oblivious to the world around them as apocalypse is nigh. When their blood runs in the streets, I'll laugh," she thought to herself.