Home Ec 101 : November 8

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Hello, class. Please, grab a snickerdoodle 98% human flesh free and have a seat.

We are starting a new project today!

I have made you each an egg baby.




Wednesday


Allie


Paige


Boone


Maia


Sakura


Piper


For the next few days, you must have your egg baby with you at all times. Even when you sleep, you must put him or her in a safe place.

By Thursday, your objectives are to:
- Write a few sentences on what caring for even an inanimate object 24 hours a day was like. What obstacles did you face? Were you surprised by your reactions?
- Provide for your baby. You should assemble, in one way or another, things to care for your baby with. Something safe to carry it in, something to keep it warm, etc.
- Have one person babysit for your baby for at least one hour.
- DO NOT BREAK YOUR BABY

Today in class, you should:
- Name your baby
- Keep your baby away from the class psycho kitties
- Start caring for your baby

If you have any questions, please ask now! Thank you.

Comments

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A tree in the corner that no one had ever noticed before seemed to be giggling and taking notes. Huh.

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Sarah Kitty yawns, looking a bit bored. She picks up a sewing needle and a piece of balsa wood and quickly constructs a lance, running toward the giggling tree in her daily weaponry practice.

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The tree hopped nimbly out of the way. Pretty impressive, for a tree. It continued hopping out the door.

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Sarah Kitty looked puzzled, turning back to the classroom, and discovering that no one else was paying attention or saw the tree.

"Typical fucking humans, oblivious to the world around them as apocalypse is nigh. When their blood runs in the streets, I'll laugh," she thought to herself.