Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Session #14

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*Ash sits at his desk, poking a small stuffed animal puppy with his pen every few minutes, as if he were afraid it might spring to life or explode or something*

*While he remains fixated on the stuffed animal, the classroom has been laid out with easels, paints, and brushes, and the instructions are on the chalkboard as usual*

"Do not forget about THE TEST. Today, paint something. Without using your hands, please."

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

You must conform. Paint the duck

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Duck! Duck! Green duck!

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek looks up from the subtexty peer pressure canvas, feeling a need to direct attention away from himself. "Sir?" he asks Ash, "Is there some problem with your puppy ?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*continues to stare at it, and pokes it again*

I got it in the mail.

...knowing everything that happens around here, I'm afraid it might either explode, possess me and turn me into a total slut, give me strange cravings for jellybeans, or possibly spring to life and attempt to conquer Poland.

...I'm hoping it's just a stuffed animal.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek blinks, still ignoring the quacking assignment for the moment. "Was there a return address, sir?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Erm... no.

*pokes the stuffed puppy again*

That's why I'm suspicious.