Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Session #14

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*Ash sits at his desk, poking a small stuffed animal puppy with his pen every few minutes, as if he were afraid it might spring to life or explode or something*

*While he remains fixated on the stuffed animal, the classroom has been laid out with easels, paints, and brushes, and the instructions are on the chalkboard as usual*

"Do not forget about THE TEST. Today, paint something. Without using your hands, please."

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[scissors--.livejournal.com]

((Now i regret not having Edward in this class...he would go crazy with this assignment!))

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

After spending several minutes looking at Ash like he's insane, Callisto tugs off her boots and uses her toes to grip the brush. The end result looks fairly impressionistic.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake pretty much echoes Callisto's reaction, except he ends up tugging off sneakers and using toes that seem to be a little more... bendy than they should be. He ends up with a green duck.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty picks up a brush with his teeth and attempts to draw a dog playing poker but ends up a green duck as well.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa uses her elbows as brushes and for some weird reason, ends up with a green duck (http://www.drawingmom.com/images/drake-large-green-duck.jpg).

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Dubiously eyeing the instructions for a moment, Krycek decides to use his teeth to hold the brush, preferring not to remove any clothing. He does somehow end up with paint spattered in his hair though.

He does not paint a green duck.

He does direct a dark look at Jake for cheating omg.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*looks up from the suspicious and possibly evil stuffed puppy on his deck*

What's up, Ducks?! *chews on carrot*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Oh my blood pressure nothing much. What's with the assignment today coach? You go to a Jason Patric film festival this week?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

You must conform. Paint the duck

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

I salute the use of elbow!

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Duck! Duck! Green duck!

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han stares at the canvas and then watches his classmates.

"Beware the Corellian mouth." He quotes the galaxy-wide proverb and then picks up the brush in his mouth. By some deft manuvering, he paints a ship. Or so he thinks.

What he comes out with is a green duck.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa took his boots off and painted with his toes.

He ended up with a green duck.

Wearing an eyepatch.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek looks up from the subtexty peer pressure canvas, feeling a need to direct attention away from himself. "Sir?" he asks Ash, "Is there some problem with your puppy ?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*continues to stare at it, and pokes it again*

I got it in the mail.

...knowing everything that happens around here, I'm afraid it might either explode, possess me and turn me into a total slut, give me strange cravings for jellybeans, or possibly spring to life and attempt to conquer Poland.

...I'm hoping it's just a stuffed animal.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek blinks, still ignoring the quacking assignment for the moment. "Was there a return address, sir?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Erm... no.

*pokes the stuffed puppy again*

That's why I'm suspicious.