Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Session #14

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*Ash sits at his desk, poking a small stuffed animal puppy with his pen every few minutes, as if he were afraid it might spring to life or explode or something*

*While he remains fixated on the stuffed animal, the classroom has been laid out with easels, paints, and brushes, and the instructions are on the chalkboard as usual*

"Do not forget about THE TEST. Today, paint something. Without using your hands, please."

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[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Dubiously eyeing the instructions for a moment, Krycek decides to use his teeth to hold the brush, preferring not to remove any clothing. He does somehow end up with paint spattered in his hair though.

He does not paint a green duck.

He does direct a dark look at Jake for cheating omg.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

You must conform. Paint the duck

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Duck! Duck! Green duck!

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek looks up from the subtexty peer pressure canvas, feeling a need to direct attention away from himself. "Sir?" he asks Ash, "Is there some problem with your puppy ?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*continues to stare at it, and pokes it again*

I got it in the mail.

...knowing everything that happens around here, I'm afraid it might either explode, possess me and turn me into a total slut, give me strange cravings for jellybeans, or possibly spring to life and attempt to conquer Poland.

...I'm hoping it's just a stuffed animal.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek blinks, still ignoring the quacking assignment for the moment. "Was there a return address, sir?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Erm... no.

*pokes the stuffed puppy again*

That's why I'm suspicious.