ext_26716 ([identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-11-01 11:14 pm
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When the students entered the dangershop they would find that the shop had been transformed into a mad scientist's lab. Complete with Jamie duplicates. In lab coats again.

"Welcome back students," Jamie said his hair looking... almost normal. Definitely a few shades darker than normal and closely cropped to his head. "Today we are going to answer one of the most difficult questions asked throughout time..."

He paused for dramatic effect. Then thought it needed more drama so he paused more. Now it was too much. Oh well.

"That question? Simple. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop."

Jamie sighed in delight. "Now the world will finally know."
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-11-02 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"You standing around staring at my classmates licking lollipops seems a bit creepier, to me."

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[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"... I'm counting," Jamie protested. "And it's for science!"
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-11-02 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dude, your scientific method kind of sucks. Where's your control group? Did you test the PH balance of everyone's mouths, first? How are you accounting for variables between flavors?"

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[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's my control group supposed to be? Someone not licking a Tootsie roll?" Jamie countered. "And I'm using the variables between flavors as a sampling data."

Don't mock the lab coat. Jamie know one or two things. Mostly. Hush.
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-11-02 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Claudia tilted her head, then nodded at her classmates. "What flavor does Mercy have, then? How does your hypothesis account for the way that ester varies from the one in Warren's tootsie roll pop? Come to think of it, what is your hypothesis, anyway?"

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[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"No one came to my house for treats so I needed to get rid of the candy."

"That the owl is stupid and it doesn't take three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!"
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-11-02 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Claudia stared at him for a long moment.

"And you call yourself a scientist."

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[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I said this was for science. I didn't say I was a scientist," Jamie said lamely. "Besides, haven't you ever wondered what the answer was?"
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-11-02 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"344," Claudia said, looking somewhat sheepish.

Honestly, she may have bitten it. She'd been five.

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[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"... What flavor?" Jamie asked as he pulled up his trusty clipboard.
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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-11-02 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't have my records memorized, dude."
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