What was the School Board thinking blah blah blah

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

When the students entered the dangershop they would find that the shop had been transformed into a mad scientist's lab. Complete with Jamie duplicates. In lab coats again.

"Welcome back students," Jamie said his hair looking... almost normal. Definitely a few shades darker than normal and closely cropped to his head. "Today we are going to answer one of the most difficult questions asked throughout time..."

He paused for dramatic effect. Then thought it needed more drama so he paused more. Now it was too much. Oh well.

"That question? Simple. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop."

Jamie sighed in delight. "Now the world will finally know."

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Re: The TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"No one came to my house for treats so I needed to get rid of the candy."

"That the owl is stupid and it doesn't take three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!"

Re: The TA!

[notmyownage]

Claudia stared at him for a long moment.

"And you call yourself a scientist."

Re: The TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"I said this was for science. I didn't say I was a scientist," Jamie said lamely. "Besides, haven't you ever wondered what the answer was?"

Re: The TA!

[notmyownage]

"344," Claudia said, looking somewhat sheepish.

Honestly, she may have bitten it. She'd been five.

Re: The TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"... What flavor?" Jamie asked as he pulled up his trusty clipboard.

Re: The TA!

[notmyownage]

"Cherry."

Re: The TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"pH level?"

Re: The TA!

[notmyownage]

"I don't have my records memorized, dude."