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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-09-20 01:07 am
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Aesthetics of Badassery [Monday, Period One]

Bond's class actually had a teacher this week, and had been told to meet him at the Danger Shop, which was set up as a high-end bar, with a wide array of bottles behind it and the ubiquitous coffee and pastries on top of it.

"I apologise for my unavoidable absence last week, though I understand that Bobby performed admirably, and would like to state for the record that chess is one of the more badass games out there," Bond said, leaning against the bar. "But for those of you with differing opinions, I hope this week's is more to your satisfaction."

"Now, even if you have no interest or desire in consuming alcohol, which should be all of you, given you're underage in this state, the fact remains that having well rounded knowledge of the various kinds of alcohol, be they wines, beers, or in today's case, spirits, will improve your badass credentials in the eyes of many, especially if you are able to pull off that trick of being able to not only name the kind of drink in a blind tasting, but also to narrow down where it came from." Not that Bond had ever tried impressing anyone like that. Not that could be proved anyway.

"So today you'll be experimenting with making cocktails, there are refrence guides if you want to try existing recipes, or you can attempt to devise your own. Since the drinks are all simulated, there will be no actual alcohol content in anything you try." It would probably be wrong on a number of levels for him to give them real drinks, and besides they already had Caritas for that. "This exercise is merely so you can understand how various tastes work or don't work together."

[ooc: wait for ocd up]

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Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Bobby ducked his head to stop the snicker at that nickname from forming. "Who calls you vampire Barbie?"

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"No one I consider a friend," she shared pointedly. "Unless you want me to pretend you're my Ken doll to dress up." Thankfully she kept her mouth shut about how anatomically correct he was.

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
"...I don't think that would be a good idea," Bobby pointed out. He saw the looks Jake shot him when he was talking to Caroline.

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Caroline was pretty sure Jake always looked like that in this class. "Then I guess you'll just have to be good and trust me. But first you need a date."

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Would that be because the class was a hot teacher, two guys Caroline flirted with and Bobby? "I trust you," he replied instantly. The date part might be harder. How did you ask someone out on a date? He'd tried the poetry thing once. It didn't work.