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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-09-20 01:07 am
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Aesthetics of Badassery [Monday, Period One]

Bond's class actually had a teacher this week, and had been told to meet him at the Danger Shop, which was set up as a high-end bar, with a wide array of bottles behind it and the ubiquitous coffee and pastries on top of it.

"I apologise for my unavoidable absence last week, though I understand that Bobby performed admirably, and would like to state for the record that chess is one of the more badass games out there," Bond said, leaning against the bar. "But for those of you with differing opinions, I hope this week's is more to your satisfaction."

"Now, even if you have no interest or desire in consuming alcohol, which should be all of you, given you're underage in this state, the fact remains that having well rounded knowledge of the various kinds of alcohol, be they wines, beers, or in today's case, spirits, will improve your badass credentials in the eyes of many, especially if you are able to pull off that trick of being able to not only name the kind of drink in a blind tasting, but also to narrow down where it came from." Not that Bond had ever tried impressing anyone like that. Not that could be proved anyway.

"So today you'll be experimenting with making cocktails, there are refrence guides if you want to try existing recipes, or you can attempt to devise your own. Since the drinks are all simulated, there will be no actual alcohol content in anything you try." It would probably be wrong on a number of levels for him to give them real drinks, and besides they already had Caritas for that. "This exercise is merely so you can understand how various tastes work or don't work together."

[ooc: wait for ocd up]

[Class Roster|Class Rules]

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[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Bobby McCallister

Re: Listen to the Lecture - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Bobby was letting the ethics go (for right now) in order to concentrate on the fact that Mr. Bond had called chess badass.

Nyah, take that, people.

Re: Talk to Bond or the TA - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Were Bobby capable of reading the narrative, he'd be pouting right now.

As it was, he was frowning a little over the alcohol angle of the lesson. Yup, he'd officially gotten over the chess thing and was on to Ethics.

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Bobby eyed the bar with a little bit of trepidation. On one hand, he could see the benefit of learning about alcohol without experiencing the effects. On the other...drinking just seemed like a terrible idea no matter what.
stars_and_money: (Upperclass twit.)

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[personal profile] stars_and_money 2011-09-19 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeremy Darling

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[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Jacob Black

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[identity profile] notlikebobby.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack McCallister

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[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Caroline Forbes

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Caroline was seriously disappointed in the lack of alcohol in the drinks and while she mixed, she was definitely pouting about it.

Alcohol was good for vampires! It was a thing!

Re: Listen to the Lecture - AoB [04]

[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully Bond missed the look Caroline shot Bobby, assuming he'd whined to the teacher about her thoughts on chess. But then, she couldn't actually look at Bobby for more than a half second after what Jake had told her.

Ew.

So much ew.

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Bobby could a) look like he was participating and b) get Caroline to tell him what that look was without interrupting the whole class. It was a win.

"Why were you glaring at me?" he asked without preamble as he spun the bottles to see what the different colors were called.

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh lord, he was talking to her. Caroline's fakest smile w flashed instantly to her face. "Don't be silly, Bobby," she said, blowing off his accusation. "Why would I glare at you?"

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
He bit his lip, taking a half-step back. "Um. During the lecture when Mr. Bond said that about chess?" Possibly he saw because he'd looked over all smugly which might've been enough for a glare.

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Of course he'd seen it. If Caroline could keep herself from glancing down she'd be far better equipped to answer him smartly.

"Well, you're obviously the teacher's pet. Which is totally not fair since he's got that hot male cougar thing going on." Don't look. Don't look. She totally looked.

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"I am not! I'm not even badass!" Bobby protested, totally frowning at Caroline. Why was she looked at his pants? He looked down. "I didn't spill anything."

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
"You are so," she countered, a little annoyed by the lack of tenting. Clearly Jake had been messing with her. "Not badass, the teacher's pet part. You totally suck up. Don't think I didn't see you swirling all your drinks around and mixing colors and like, never tasting in hopes of alcohol!"

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
He made a face, twisting his lips and relaxing a little since she was no longer staring at his pants. "I think Mr. Bond would approve of drinking alcohol," he pointed out. "He's teaching a group of kids about how it tastes so he's gotta have a lot of experience."

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
"He could've taken us to the real bar," she sighed, sipping the strange concoction in her hand and not thinking it was fair it tasted so horrible and would do nothing to soothe her natural hunger. "But then you'd probably have gotten your panties all twisted and complained about the evils of alcohol."

Along with Jake, weirdly enough.

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't wear panties!" Bobby protested. Because that was the point here. But she was right. "And...I don't know. I don't like stuff you can get addicted to. Plus we're all kids, and we really shouldn't be drinking anyway."

Re: Make Drinks! - AoB [04]

[identity profile] puppywithatutu.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe you and your tight white drawers are kids, but I'm seventeen going on forever and alcohol is a far better hunger management system than a snack of teen boy." Because it was her and a bunch of boys and she had no desire to bite any of them. Just a bit of an urge she was constantly suppressing. "There should be separate rules for that."

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