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fandomhigh2011-08-29 11:59 pm
doubleohblonde) wrote in fandomhigh2011-08-29 11:59 pm
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Aesthetics of Badassery [Monday, Period One]
"Good morning." Bond was leaning on his desk as the students entered the classroom. "I realise it's early and a Monday to boot so there's coffee and pastries and if you're not actually signed up for Aesthetics of Badassery you can take them with you."
He waited a moment for the class to get themselves organised. "Now onto the class itself. We'll be covering several different subjects over the semester, but one that we will no is the classic movie cliché of making quips after committing acts of violence. Any thug can kill, any psychotic can joke about it after, but neither of those things in and of themselves makes you bad, though they probably will make you an arse. Quite frankly the single scariest person I've ever met, the one person who I would never want to seriously cross, is a five-foot grandmother from Yorkshire, who could have me killed for simply telling you that much about her." So Bond would appreciate it terribly if no one ever mentioned that he had to M. "Make no mistake, there will be fighting covered in this class, but it won't be the only thing, and hopefully by the end of semester you will know how to look, think, and dress like real life badasses."
"But that's all for later classes, this week all I want from you is your names, class, and what the concept of badassery means to you."
"And finally, since I need a TA..." Bond ran his finger down the roster. "Congratulations, Bobby."
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He waited a moment for the class to get themselves organised. "Now onto the class itself. We'll be covering several different subjects over the semester, but one that we will no is the classic movie cliché of making quips after committing acts of violence. Any thug can kill, any psychotic can joke about it after, but neither of those things in and of themselves makes you bad, though they probably will make you an arse. Quite frankly the single scariest person I've ever met, the one person who I would never want to seriously cross, is a five-foot grandmother from Yorkshire, who could have me killed for simply telling you that much about her." So Bond would appreciate it terribly if no one ever mentioned that he had to M. "Make no mistake, there will be fighting covered in this class, but it won't be the only thing, and hopefully by the end of semester you will know how to look, think, and dress like real life badasses."
"But that's all for later classes, this week all I want from you is your names, class, and what the concept of badassery means to you."
"And finally, since I need a TA..." Bond ran his finger down the roster. "Congratulations, Bobby."
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