Talking is a Free Action [Thursday, August 11, 2011]

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

"Greetings, me hearties!" Jack crowed from the front of the--admittedly kind of strange--room. "Ye might have heard on the radio that will be up after I finish writing it that Deadpool has turned into a dingo, so he can hardly be teaching class, savvy? And since people admire initiative, I decided t' try it out and see if there was a reason to admire it."

He paused. "So far it seems like a great deal o' work. Pressing on! As ye might have noticed, being astute sorts, we find ourselves in a blacksmith's smithy. This is an excellent place t' get into a fight."

He really seemed to believe that, too. "Throughout the room, I've left helpful notes fer where bits o' wittiness will be appropriate t' spout against the eunuch who will come out t' fight you."

He meant that with love, Will. Really.

"Grab a hidin' place and a pair o' handcuffs--no use in makin' this too easy, and get ready t' banter wittily!"

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You've Been Discovered!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

Time for some witty opening banter! It's probably also a good time to find a weapon, because young William seems a might cranky.

Re: You've Been Discovered!

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

Jack looked down at his handcuffed hands and stifled a groan.

"I don't suppose you'd just let me go? I've got a horrible hangover."

Yeah. That'll work.

Re: You've Been Discovered!

[tripledmyself.livejournal.com]

Nathan was just -- okay, he kind of thought this bloke was pretty fucking cool if only because he seemed permanently fucking drunk and Nathan aspired to be that.

But right, weapon. He had to look for a weapon. There wasn't much and he wasn't gonna use his fists because he was a fucking rail but maybe he could find like a rock or something. Rocks hurt when they got smashed into skulls.

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[bigshoestofill.livejournal.com]

Bart was handcuffed. This was new. There was that one time that he accidentally closed one of Tim's bat-cuffs around one of his wrists, but that was resolved pretty quickly.

He could get out of them easily, but that wasn't part of the fun, right? This new teacher was... interesting. And moderately less confusing than the red guy who was totally a supervillain.

Hm... Pirate-y witty banter... Bart put on his best pirate scowl and started. "Yarr... This be awfully inconvenient. Care to be giving me the keys?"

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[wrongkindofsith]

Cara didn't need to find a weapon, she already had handcuffs with a decent length of chain between them.

Soon poor Will was passing out from lack of air. Cara maaaaaay have not quite gotten the point of this class.

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[chief-cheerio.livejournal.com]

"So is this supposed to be some kind of kinky game?" Quinn asked, surveying her wrists with a dismayed expression on her face. "So not my thing."

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[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"No chance you have a key for these, is there?" Dave asked, holding up the handcuffs. And then he started to run.