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Cupcake War Crimes, Take 2 [Thursday, Period 3]
Big surprise: classroom, kitchen setup, trays of cupcakes up front. That much was about par for the course. The glass case that looked like it was meant to keep cupcakes away from curious would-be tasters might be a new twist.
Although some of the cupcakes inside that case did look rather lovely. Some looked nothing like cupcakes at all. There were baby birds in a nest, ladybugs, and shark fins sticking out of water icing, in case you hadn’t been missing less freezing temperatures enough, and needed a beach theme to rub salt in the wound.
Stark was eyeing all of the cupcakes warily. More warily than he normally eyed the questionable cupcakes. Anders, likewise, was giving the cupcakes -- a colorful array of really attractive ones --a suspicious look and a wide berth.
. . . okay, so the wide berth might have something to do with the gremlin trapped under the glass dome with some of the cupcakes.
“Hey, guys,” Anders began, looking sheepish and apologetic and almost nervous. “The plan for today was to cover the idea that cupcakes are so awesome, people make stuff that looks like ‘em without the edible part. Just that guy in there --” he shot a glare at the gremlin -- “mixed ‘em all up. So instead, today’s gonna be about making sure you know your baked goods well enough to be able to tell the difference between real cupcakes and fake ones made out of soap.”
“I don’t recommend tasting them,” Stark said. He hadn’t, thankfully, but the idea of biting into a cupcake and getting soap instead was still fairly horrifying. “Try to find out another way.”
"That doesn't involve getting bitten," Anders had to disclaim, like the entire biting option wasn't already limited enough today.
Although some of the cupcakes inside that case did look rather lovely. Some looked nothing like cupcakes at all. There were baby birds in a nest, ladybugs, and shark fins sticking out of water icing, in case you hadn’t been missing less freezing temperatures enough, and needed a beach theme to rub salt in the wound.
Stark was eyeing all of the cupcakes warily. More warily than he normally eyed the questionable cupcakes. Anders, likewise, was giving the cupcakes -- a colorful array of really attractive ones --a suspicious look and a wide berth.
. . . okay, so the wide berth might have something to do with the gremlin trapped under the glass dome with some of the cupcakes.
“Hey, guys,” Anders began, looking sheepish and apologetic and almost nervous. “The plan for today was to cover the idea that cupcakes are so awesome, people make stuff that looks like ‘em without the edible part. Just that guy in there --” he shot a glare at the gremlin -- “mixed ‘em all up. So instead, today’s gonna be about making sure you know your baked goods well enough to be able to tell the difference between real cupcakes and fake ones made out of soap.”
“I don’t recommend tasting them,” Stark said. He hadn’t, thankfully, but the idea of biting into a cupcake and getting soap instead was still fairly horrifying. “Try to find out another way.”
"That doesn't involve getting bitten," Anders had to disclaim, like the entire biting option wasn't already limited enough today.

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. . . please don’t get bitten.
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Actually, that'd be a good way to figure out what was a cupcake and what wasn't. He'd just let Toby lick things and watch his reactions while he did. If Toby ended up like soap, well, obviously Sam's plan would fail.
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"Might have to be more specific. A lot of people would qualify as buds, I think."
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OH. OH, THAT WAS JUST CRUEL. SOAP. EW.
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"I'm not allowed to just call in a friend who'd be willing to taste test, am I?" he asked.
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She also worried if it was in her TA-description to be the one to free the gremlin. She was totally calling Jaime or Scully to meet her and lock her in her room, if so.
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Wait.
"Are you in this class?"
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"I've been here before," Kenzi said, somewhat misleadingly. "With the breakfast cupcakes. And no! I thought these suckers were a myth!" She started cackling. "I'm so telling that Jack guy they're real. He won't believe me. Ha!"
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"Totally not a myth! And they're totally dangerous! Well, sort of. You totally don't want to get bitten by one. I'd stick to the other cupcakes, if I were you."
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Kenzi took a huge bite of cupcake and stuck her face closer to the glass, taunting the gremlin with her cuppycake. "Whyyyyy?"
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Talk to the Teachers! [CWC, 7/21]
That might be a while.OOC [CWC, 7/21]
Please bear in mind, if you choose to get gremlin-bitten, that your teachers are actually running around SDCC and will be extremely slow to intervene. :)