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Wednesday: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse...

When the students entered the dangershop this morning they'd notice that the classroom was actually a classroom.

And there was also no zombies.

"Good morning," Columbus said cheerfully and waved everyone to take a seat. "Today I thought we'd change things up and give everyone a break from chasing and killing zombies."

He then began to hand out an article he found last night on the internet. "The other day a man from England mailed a letter to the local city government asking what provisions were in place for a zombie invasion. And amazingly enough the letter is being treated seriously by the city government. Or at least they haven't sent an open letter back saying the guy is a complete nutjob."

"Today your lesson plan is to come up with some provisions and procedures that should be put in place in the event of a zombie invasion on this island in school. Again. Not that it will happen again. This is just hypothetical. Ready? Let's start!"

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With the emotion of finding out there are no zombies today.

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Listen and chat among yourselves.

Share them with us! Maybe YOUR idea will save the island someday. You never know.

I'm sure they have lots of ideas if you need them

Who is always able to chat.

England. So wacky. Yet so forward thinking.

Idris

Greensboro, North Carolina

Thamesmead, London, England, UK

Westport, Connecticut

Waterford, Munster, Ireland

Nathan was pretty damn glad that there was no running and jumping and hiding today. His face had pretty much healed up so he couldn't use that as an excuse but he was feeling lazy today so it was nice when the teachers all agree with his laziness.

"My first thought was to make sure everyone had a weapon but that might not work if one person doesn't know how to handle the weapon in question," Nathan decided, shaking his head. "Instead of shooting a zombie in the face, they might shoot themselves right in the crotch, making it impossible to have any future babies though that probably won't matter once the zombies have them for dinner."

So, that was out. Weapons were such tricky things anyway. "What about an escape route? If you have huge crowds of people running out every goddamn exit there is, there's gonna be lots of places for a zombie horde to come in. Make one escape route and lock the shit out of the rest of the doors."

Krondor

Los Angeles, California

"Fire," James said. "This seems to be the most effective way to deal with our encounters. The bodies must be completely destroyed, else they will reanimate."

Demon-undead were serious business.

"A trained militia with the ability to delay the attackers and safely dispose of them would be my priority. Second would be the safety of the people, places to hole up until the threat is gone."

"Plus," Topher said, adding on to the first part of Nathan's comment, "one zombie gets someone in a chokehold and grabs the weapon and then we've all got a much bigger problem."

Zombies were bad. Zombies with weapons were worse.

Calvin had plenty of ideas.

Whether they were useful ideas...

Nathan sucked in a breath through his teeth and grimaced. "That'd be a bit messy, I think. Zombies don't seem very coordinated to start off with so who knows where there decaying fingers might spray a mess of bullets. Ouch. Gross."

Topher nodded solemnly. "Better to keep weapons out of the equation," he concluded. "Or, if you had a room full of weapons, you could just get all the people out of there and let the zombies just go to town."

Also messy. But possibly productive!

Snow Valley, Massachusetts

"Do we have a bomb shelter or anything like that?" Angelica wondered. "Somewhere where weapons and food are stored in case of emergency?"

"We do," Cally said. "The student reservists set up a number of places on the island with supplies for such a situation. Though I'm not certain there's anyplace that could actually withstand a bomb." Perhaps the danger shop itself?

Auron...Space

Greendale, Colorado

Annie was weirdly disappointed that she wasn't going to get the chance to be potentially awesome today. However, she was also wondering just what was wrong with the world that a letter like that would be taken seriously. Next thing you knew, the CDC would be putting out tips... oh wait.

Terreille

New York, New York

"I don't think the zombies would have bombs," Angelica said. Gosh, she hoped not. "I just meant a place with supplies, like you said. Sounds like they're all prepared for that already."

Alexandria, Virginina

Edited 2011-06-16 03:26 (UTC)

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

"The bar in town, Caritas, is one of them," Cally added. "It also has some sort of anti-violence field, so it's a safe place to hide from anything short of an explosion."

Athens, Georgia

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