http://shotbillmurray.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-06-15 01:26 am
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Wednesday: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse...

When the students entered the dangershop this morning they'd notice that the classroom was actually a classroom.

And there was also no zombies.

"Good morning," Columbus said cheerfully and waved everyone to take a seat. "Today I thought we'd change things up and give everyone a break from chasing and killing zombies."

He then began to hand out an article he found last night on the internet. "The other day a man from England mailed a letter to the local city government asking what provisions were in place for a zombie invasion. And amazingly enough the letter is being treated seriously by the city government. Or at least they haven't sent an open letter back saying the guy is a complete nutjob."

"Today your lesson plan is to come up with some provisions and procedures that should be put in place in the event of a zombie invasion on this island in school. Again. Not that it will happen again. This is just hypothetical. Ready? Let's start!"