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fandomhigh2011-06-15 01:26 am
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Wednesday: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse...
When the students entered the dangershop this morning they'd notice that the classroom was actually a classroom.
And there was also no zombies.
"Good morning," Columbus said cheerfully and waved everyone to take a seat. "Today I thought we'd change things up and give everyone a break from chasing and killing zombies."
He then began to hand out an article he found last night on the internet. "The other day a man from England mailed a letter to the local city government asking what provisions were in place for a zombie invasion. And amazingly enough the letter is being treated seriously by the city government. Or at least they haven't sent an open letter back saying the guy is a complete nutjob."
"Today your lesson plan is to come up with some provisions and procedures that should be put in place in the event of a zombie invasion on this island in school. Again. Not that it will happen again. This is just hypothetical. Ready? Let's start!"
And there was also no zombies.
"Good morning," Columbus said cheerfully and waved everyone to take a seat. "Today I thought we'd change things up and give everyone a break from chasing and killing zombies."
He then began to hand out an article he found last night on the internet. "The other day a man from England mailed a letter to the local city government asking what provisions were in place for a zombie invasion. And amazingly enough the letter is being treated seriously by the city government. Or at least they haven't sent an open letter back saying the guy is a complete nutjob."
"Today your lesson plan is to come up with some provisions and procedures that should be put in place in the event of a zombie invasion on this island in school. Again. Not that it will happen again. This is just hypothetical. Ready? Let's start!"