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What NOT To Do In A Fight / Period III / 4/20 (Atreides/Deadpool)
"Welcome to our last class together," Ghanima said once everyone had arrived. "Now it's time to see what you have learned."
“By telling us something you shouldn’t do in a fight,” Deadpool added. “Either on a piece of paper if you’re a giant wimp like that Alexander kid over there--yeah, you!--or through interpretive dance.”
A beat.
“I prefer the dancing.”
"We would also accept performance poetry, or simply a speech," Ghanima replied, utterly deadpan. A semester of teaching with Wade had left her harder to shock than usual. "You have fifteen minutes to either come up with something, or find a partner and pray that two heads are better than one."
“By telling us something you shouldn’t do in a fight,” Deadpool added. “Either on a piece of paper if you’re a giant wimp like that Alexander kid over there--yeah, you!--or through interpretive dance.”
A beat.
“I prefer the dancing.”
"We would also accept performance poetry, or simply a speech," Ghanima replied, utterly deadpan. A semester of teaching with Wade had left her harder to shock than usual. "You have fifteen minutes to either come up with something, or find a partner and pray that two heads are better than one."
Re: Final - Answer the question
"There once was a Jedi named Ben
Who wanted to pass his exam
So when you're in a fight
And don't care about 'right'
You do everything you can to win."
Ben was clearly not missing his calling as a poet.
He shrugged. "If you don't want to keep fighting the same battle over and over again, you put the opponent down hard enough the first time that they don't come back up. It doesn't have to be killing them--I prefer it when it doesn't kill them--but they can't think you don't mean business from the very beginning."