ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-04-20 08:04 am
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What NOT To Do In A Fight / Period III / 4/20 (Atreides/Deadpool)

"Welcome to our last class together," Ghanima said once everyone had arrived. "Now it's time to see what you have learned."

“By telling us something you shouldn’t do in a fight,” Deadpool added. “Either on a piece of paper if you’re a giant wimp like that Alexander kid over there--yeah, you!--or through interpretive dance.”

A beat.

“I prefer the dancing.”

"We would also accept performance poetry, or simply a speech," Ghanima replied, utterly deadpan. A semester of teaching with Wade had left her harder to shock than usual. "You have fifteen minutes to either come up with something, or find a partner and pray that two heads are better than one."
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[personal profile] not_tylerdurden 2011-04-20 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course Calvin took the interpretive dance option.

Although it was debatable what his answer to the question could actually be interpreted as...
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Kennedy's answer was simple, and written down on paper since she'd never had an artistic bent pretty much, oh, ever.

Freeze up, and let someone else have to pick up the slack for you.

Maybe it had been for the best that Dru'd had to pull the trigger in the end, but Kennedy had never quite gotten over feeling like she'd let her down.
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-04-20 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben sighed. Of course Deadpool's exam would be insane. He decided to go with the performance poetry option:

"There once was a Jedi named Ben
Who wanted to pass his exam
So when you're in a fight
And don't care about 'right'
You do everything you can to win."

Ben was clearly not missing his calling as a poet.

He shrugged. "If you don't want to keep fighting the same battle over and over again, you put the opponent down hard enough the first time that they don't come back up. It doesn't have to be killing them--I prefer it when it doesn't kill them--but they can't think you don't mean business from the very beginning."

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[identity profile] daventryprince.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Alexander knew there were likely much better answers to the question than the one he was about to petulantly write, but, despite himself, he could not let this one go after an introduction like that. And he most certainly was going to write it and not dance it.

Though he wish he could emphasize his point a little better.

"One of the essential things not to do in a fight is underestimate your opponent."

AHEM.
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[personal profile] atreideslioness 2011-04-20 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ghanima was indeed there, and happy to accept essays or speeches from students who didn't want to dance. Deadpool.
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"You should never lose focus while you're in the middle of a fight," Bruce said as his legs began to Riverdance. The terrifying thing was that he was completely still above the waist. He wasn't even bobbing up and down. "You should be ready for anything when you go in and not let yourself get distracted. Because the moment your focus is lost, you open yourself up to anything."

And then Bruce stopped Riverdancing. Complete focus.

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Momoko Akatsutsumi

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James stood up and spoke flatly: "Do not give up, give in, lie down. You do not lose the fight until you lose."
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[personal profile] heromaniac 2011-04-21 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Dance for her final? Of course! (At least it wasn't baking another cake!)

Momoko stepped up, stood still for a moment, and then took a breath before beginning her dance.

"Never... underestimate... your... opponent! Looks can... be... deceiving!"

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