Heeeellllp!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Fraiser's locked in the bathroom and the lock's broke and a squid's trying to eat her! Damnit, anyone have a gun? Soldering iron? Screwdriver?

Alcohol for when she's outta there?

Help!

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[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*screws up face in concentration*

Okay, it's a little angry. Seems to think Janet's invading it's terrority. Let's see if I can convince it to go somewhere else. Across the hall, back to the basement, over to the infirmary to scare Jayne...

Hey, you think I can get extra credit for this in Advanced Negotiations?

Any luck on the door? 'Cause I've got a lightsaber that can probably cut through it, but I don't want the rest of the rescue party to feel like they've been shown up. Okay, so I would, but Obi-Wan told me to work on that, too

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Hey, you think I can get extra credit for this in Advanced Negotiations?

Aaaaagh! *yanks on ponytail* Concentrate!

... actually, you know, she might give you extra credit if you ask...

What am I saying?

Talk to the squid!

*runs off to get the flamethrower*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

"Talk to the squid."

If I had a credit for every time I had to talk to a squid, I'd...

Anyway.

*screws up face in concentration, extends hand out, ignores looks on classmates' faces*

Okay, squid. You know you don't really want to be in this bathroom. Janet doesn't appreciate your charm. There are other parts of the school that are made for you. The basement, dripping with water. The lake out by the talking trees, full of delicious, um, squid food. The showers on the first floor where there are students who haven't yet beheld your beauty.

*takes a deep breath, concentrates harder*

You don't want to be in this bathroom any longer. You're going to go away now.

*opens eyes*

Janet? Is it gone?