Heeeellllp!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Fraiser's locked in the bathroom and the lock's broke and a squid's trying to eat her! Damnit, anyone have a gun? Soldering iron? Screwdriver?

Alcohol for when she's outta there?

Help!

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[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

I have a hip flask for if when you get out if that helps

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me, tell Fraiser! (http://www.livejournal.com/users/janet_fraiser/10296.html)

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

There's a flamethrower in the supply cabinet beside the stairs to the second floor classrooms. Just put it back when you're done.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Big help you are! Sir. Mr. Jerusalem.

*runs off to get the flamethrower*

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::hears the shout while heading to Physics class::

::runs into room, pulling out the spare toolkit Winry let him::

Where's the door? ::sees it, starts working on popping the knob off::

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

Neither the knob nor the lock want to give! Go get that flamethrower while I work on this, we'll need it!

::keeps working on the knob::

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Hey, Hank, right? Yeah, good idea--

Give Zero a hand (http://www.livejournal.com/users/janet_fraiser/10296.html), I'll find the damn flamethrower!

*rushes off*

[janet_fraiser]

Flamethrower? Parker, what is going on out there?

Though, thankfully, the squid seems to be gone. That was Anakin's doing, right?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Would you believe it seemed like a good idea at the time?

And yeah, thank Ponytail Boy. Once he actually *focused*. *directs glare in Anakin's direction*

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

So *that's* where she is. Well, that's one question answered.

Would a sword help? So I can carry it around school and have a decent excuse?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*wicked warm grin of welcome*
*self-dopesmack* Priorities, Parker!

Uhh, yes. I mean, maybe?

Look, Zero's working on it over there (http://www.livejournal.com/users/janet_fraiser/10296.html), maybe you can pry the damn screws out of the door with that thing!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

What is with all the noise?

Oh, hey. Is there a problem here?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*withering look* Does it look (http://www.livejournal.com/users/janet_fraiser/10296.html) like there's a problem?

Do any of your "jedi mind-tricks" you were telling me about work on giant squid?

Because that would be helpful about now!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*screws up face in concentration*

Okay, it's a little angry. Seems to think Janet's invading it's terrority. Let's see if I can convince it to go somewhere else. Across the hall, back to the basement, over to the infirmary to scare Jayne...

Hey, you think I can get extra credit for this in Advanced Negotiations?

Any luck on the door? 'Cause I've got a lightsaber that can probably cut through it, but I don't want the rest of the rescue party to feel like they've been shown up. Okay, so I would, but Obi-Wan told me to work on that, too

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Hey, you think I can get extra credit for this in Advanced Negotiations?

Aaaaagh! *yanks on ponytail* Concentrate!

... actually, you know, she might give you extra credit if you ask...

What am I saying?

Talk to the squid!

*runs off to get the flamethrower*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

"Talk to the squid."

If I had a credit for every time I had to talk to a squid, I'd...

Anyway.

*screws up face in concentration, extends hand out, ignores looks on classmates' faces*

Okay, squid. You know you don't really want to be in this bathroom. Janet doesn't appreciate your charm. There are other parts of the school that are made for you. The basement, dripping with water. The lake out by the talking trees, full of delicious, um, squid food. The showers on the first floor where there are students who haven't yet beheld your beauty.

*takes a deep breath, concentrates harder*

You don't want to be in this bathroom any longer. You're going to go away now.

*opens eyes*

Janet? Is it gone?