Heeeellllp!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Fraiser's locked in the bathroom and the lock's broke and a squid's trying to eat her! Damnit, anyone have a gun? Soldering iron? Screwdriver?

Alcohol for when she's outta there?

Help!

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[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

"Talk to the squid."

If I had a credit for every time I had to talk to a squid, I'd...

Anyway.

*screws up face in concentration, extends hand out, ignores looks on classmates' faces*

Okay, squid. You know you don't really want to be in this bathroom. Janet doesn't appreciate your charm. There are other parts of the school that are made for you. The basement, dripping with water. The lake out by the talking trees, full of delicious, um, squid food. The showers on the first floor where there are students who haven't yet beheld your beauty.

*takes a deep breath, concentrates harder*

You don't want to be in this bathroom any longer. You're going to go away now.

*opens eyes*

Janet? Is it gone?