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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-03-30 11:13 pm
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COMBINED CLASS: Ethics and Science of Sexuality [March 31, 2011, 1st period]

A visibly annoyed Anakin was at the front of the classroom of both normal students and those in the Science of Sexuality, who'd been handwavily, yay! asked to arrive as well, trying not to catch Holmes or Watson's eyes. The droid in his arms was wailing loudly. Really, this was far too irritating. And not his fault.

...somehow.

"I'm not certain if it's spread to all of your assignments yet," he said, "but I went into my office and was greeted by a closet full of droids that won't stop crying. We are trying to teach you all lessons about the responsibility of children who don't disappear after a weekend, ones who can't talk to you and tell you what they need, but we aren't trying to drive the entire dormitory around the bend. Please return the droids to me and I will figure out where their programming has gone faulty. I'm sure the island is to blame for this somehow."

Because Anakin didn't get programming wrong, okay? Ever. And so he was just a little oversensitive about this going south. Or a lot sensitive.

"Tell us what you've learned over the last few days," he concluded. "Ethics students in particular: was this a good way to learn the consequences of lust?"

Re: Sign in [3/31]

[identity profile] hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Blackagar Boltagon

Re: Talk to the TA [3/31]

[identity profile] hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
He was there, thank you. With his teleporting, pony sized dog that also served as a nanny. As you do.

Re: Talk to the the teachers! [3/31]

[identity profile] 3patchproblem.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sherlock was just going to text the whooooole time. And ignore the droid babies. Ugh, so much crying.

Re: Talk to the the teachers! [3/31]

[identity profile] justhisblogger.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
John was there, and nursing a cup of coffee. He hadn't slept much last night.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] notlikebobby.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
For you. http://9gag.com/gag/94679/

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[identity profile] notlikebobby.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Jack McCallister

Re: Talk to the the teachers! [3/31]

[identity profile] notlikebobby.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Professor Skywalker? I didn't realize there was class on Monday, so I missed the assignment. Who do I have to apologize to?" He glanced back at the other students still around, referring to whoever his partner was supposed to be.
notmyownage: (*is frustrated*)

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[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-03-31 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia Donovan
notmyownage: (*goes "uhhhh"*)

Re: Listen to the lecture [3/31]

[personal profile] notmyownage 2011-03-31 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
This was probably for the best. Claudia had been this close to trying to open the sucker up and see how it ticked.

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[identity profile] mathletenomore.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Lindsay Weir

Re: Listen to the lecture [3/31]

[identity profile] mathletenomore.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
There was only one thought in Lindsay's mind at the moment. She never wanted to see another droid baby ever again.

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[identity profile] chief-cheerio.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Quinn Fabray

Re: Listen to the lecture [3/31]

[identity profile] chief-cheerio.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank God. Quinn hadn't just been an incompetent mother, it was allt he baby's fault.

Also, William had totally lucked out.
icecoldfrost: (you are giving me a headache)

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[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2011-03-31 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Emma Frost
icecoldfrost: (cold-blooded girl)

Re: Listen to the lecture [3/31]

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2011-03-31 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
He had not. stopped. crying. since Kerrigan's class. Emma had come thisclose to tossing Damian out the window and saying hell with the assignment.

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[identity profile] elephantgadget.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Helen Haras-Uquara

Re: Listen to the lecture [3/31]

[identity profile] elephantgadget.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Helen was more relieved than she could say that the droid babies were to be returned. She'd been trying to figure out what she had done to annoy Professor Skywalker that he would program her baby to cry constantly.
wwiii: (Hurting My Brain)

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[personal profile] wwiii 2011-03-31 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Warren Worthington III

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[identity profile] shes-got-legs.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Princess Ariel

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