Abnormal Psychology (10-27-05)

[crazyvampchick]

The classroom is painted dark green and there are deep red roses all over the room. Some are real, some are silk. Professor Drusilla is sitting at her desk, combing Miss Edith's hair and braiding it, then undoing it and starting all over again.

"No one wanted to discuss last time." Drusilla stares at the students. "Those who don't complete the entire assignment, written and verbal, shall fail. My new teaching assistant is going to introduce himself today.

On the board is written, "Tell me what you think of your parents. Do you like them? Do you dislike them? Did your daddy kill your mummy with a thousand little bites? One hundred words.

And if you don't discuss this time, you'll fail. Do you want to me to fail you and send you to detention?

There is a sign-in sheet on her desk.

There are also notes pinned to the board:

Missing Homework (10/20/05):
Jack Harkness
Jack O'Neill (excused)
Delirium
Illyana Rasputin
Paige Matthews
Sawyer
Bagoas
Boone

Missing Attendance (10/20/05):
Jack Harkness
Illyana Rasputin
Boone
Bagoas

Dropped For Nonattendance:
Carrie Bradshaw
Londo Mollari
ETA: Boone



OOC: Separate threads forthcoming. Also, as this is posted so late in the day, we'll go through the weekend on class posting.

Comments

Re: NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Yo. I'm Cameron Mitchell and I'll be the new teaching assistant for this class. I was in no way whatsoever coerced into doing this. I'm looking forward to working with you all and with Crazy Squid Lady our ever lovely professor Drusilla.

I uh... love F-16s, Thundercats rock and Sunshine likes steak. Any questions?"

Re: NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders winces and mouths "Sorry, dude" at Cam -- having picked up the latter word from Bridge.

Re: NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

Duce's jaw nearly drops in shock.. a blatant W.T.F? look. She tilts her face at Dru, at Cam, and then decides not to wonder how whitebread got the job with crazyvampteacher. Because, y'know, less pain that way.

Re: NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron agrees completely with the sentiment but tries not to let it show too much.

Re: NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala keeps her eyes on her desk and says nothing.

Re: NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*angsts omg*