fandomhigh | What NOT To Do In A Fight / Period III / Week 5 (Atreides/Deadpool)

There was another person in class with the usual pair of teachers today. One who looked like you might not like him when he’s angry, only with a goatee. Which, as we all know, is how you can tell the guy is clearly evil.

“We have a very special guest today, class,” Deadpool said brightly. “And no, not someone they made come set you guys on the path of law abiding citizenship because he was arrested for dealing dope and put in jail so he’ll be telling you all some horrifying American History X style redemption story so you will all think twice about life.”

What.

“You know, I might need to meta that. How about... Canadian Sociology Z? Yeah, I kinda like that.”

Ghanima simply gave a Look to their visitor that spoke volumes. Did you see what she had to put up with now? Did you?

"Thankfully, we are not being asked to put on another anti-drug seminar," she said smoothly. "Some of you may remember my last entry into that field, and I'm sure that was memorable enough for you all. I know I feel no need to repeat it."

"Instead, today, you may have noticed that we have a guest, who looks similar to a previous holographic-guest. They are not the same people, I assure you. Mr. Durden is here for a simple reason: Some fights have rules. Most don't. But a lot of people will still fight as though there are rules." Ghanima smiled sweetly. "We call those people 'suckers.'"

See what teaching her slang did, Tyler? Those were not words a Princess Royal should be using.

Ghanima was using slang. Deadpool was making no sense at all.

It was good to be home.

"There can be rules," Tyler said. He was kinetic; it took him a moment to fall back into his classroom rhythm, and he paced to discharge the extra energy. Did he know any of these people? "You just have to agree. You can say no hair-pulling, or no shoes, or no bringing a buddy in. But the moment -- the second -- the other guy decides winning is more important than your rule, congratulations.It's a real fight. Even if it never goes that way, you got to assume it might."

He sounded like he relished the idea.

Deadpool nodded in agreement. “Which is why morals are only good when you’re not in a fight,” he added. “Well, most morals. You gotta have some or else you’re just some crazy, rabid animal to be put down.” A beat. “So... Daken.”

"Someday there will be a Deadpool-to-English dictionary, right?" Ghanima asked Tyler before waving it off. "Irrelevant."

"Even those of you prone to non-violence whenever possible can utilize this," she continued. "Throw sand in someone's eyes. Yell 'look over there,' and pull down their pants or throw a coat over their head and run away. Being practical and breaking the unwritten rules is sometimes the best way to get out of a fight before the violence really begins."

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Mock Daken too. Doooo iiiit.

Bruce didn't know about any poorly written, supposedly badass, mohawked bastard son of one of the most profitable characters in the genre whose superpowers included being smelly (more or less), so he just took notes.

Alexander knew that, more often than not, people (especially evil enslaving magicians) didn't play by rules, but it was nice to have it confirmed by not just his two regular teachers, but a third as well.

~~Momoko would gladly mock Daken, but her mun does not acknowledge any Wolvie lore post-1995.~~

If Mr Durden was looking over here he'd see a familiar face! Hi!

... oh, right, notes...

Fighting with rules sounded like sparring to the former boy thief; this new guy looked like he knew his way around a spar and a fight.

You can choose between sparring with Tyler or a dummy. I'd make a joke here, but I lack coffee.

You could tell the difference because dummies rarely developed alternate personalities.

Tyler was there, ready to take on anybody who really wanted to hit him.

"Mister Durden!" Zack was smiling about a mile wide as he walked up to Tyler, waving happily at him. He totally remembered Tyler! From Fight Club! ... Man, he missed Fight Club. "Hi!"

Why hit a dummy when you could spar with somebody who could move out of the way?

"Zack!" Tyler said, after just a moment of oh-god-bouncy-boy-is-named-what?. "Hi back. Is this a social call, or are you looking to fight dirty?"

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Even though she was taken a class where she had been encouraged to fight with her instructor, Cassidy just could not bring herself to do it again.

Therefore, she was choosing to fight with the dummy.

If Tyler wasn't busy, the squire would have a gentlemanly bout of sparring. Or a dirty scuffle, depending how things went. In the meantime, James practiced against the dummy.

WHEN THEY TAG IN

Deadpool was, of course, all up in that. And thought that the art of the sucker-punch was lost on this generation with their hipping and their hopping and their Twitter.

This was a good way to spend a day; it was keeping Tyler out of trouble.

He was trying to figure out who the hell the students were as he waited with the other two.

Ghanima was there as well, for any students that needed to speak with her, or had questions.

"So, no seminars lately?" Tyler asked softly, once the students seemed to be filing out. "I think I knew about three of those kids."

"They grow up," Ghanima reminded him. "Graduate. Come back and teach...Jaina Solo's my age now."

"It might make someone feel old."

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MY WORK WAS CANCELLED. CANCELLED, BBs.

Ahahahahaha Daken. XD

IT'S THE MOHAWK.

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