Shop Class #4

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Hey guys. Today I'm turning over the remote to Carter and she's going to be running the class today.

And *NO* that does mean you get to run amok. (I'm looking at you O'Neill!)

Show her the same respect you do me. Or in O'Neill's case more than you have for me.

Mac hands the remote to Carter and lets her explain today's assignment.

((Please respond in the correct comments below))

Comments

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"There a third option in that? Languages aren't really my thing pay no attention to the Russian or Farsi but I'm okay with breakables."


[Mun has early class tomorrow and must bed now, Slowtime till tomorrow?]

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Allright. I'll translate, you try not to make us all molecular. So."


"How do we start this thing?"

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Jack no boom, got it."

"Start? Um, maybe translating would be a good place."

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Right." Gets on that.

"Okay. Here's what ya do..."

John starts the translation.

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

...

...


"Wait? Why would we want to reattach the detonater?"

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Shit. Okay, lemme try this again."

John re-translates, with a slight alteration this time.


((just waiting for a short dude in a skirt wearing a brush on a helmet asking for the whereabouts of the earth-shattering kaboom))

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Ah, okay. I guess that makes more sense.

...

I don't think I have that many hands."


[Took way to long to understand that. *Is sick nd brain is boomed*]

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Want me to help?" John offers his multitool.

((yeah, i figured that Marvin wouldnt' be that hard. How's your inbox?))

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, the, the orange one over there? Can you get that one for me?"

[Easy considering I've been offline most of today. I was banned from the comp for being sick but snuck on for a bit.]

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Sure." John grabs the orange wire in his spare multitool.

((heh. I'm just getting started.))

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Try not to snip it though because I'm not sure that would be good."

[I pity you.]

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Check. Not snipping."

((Me too. call time for the wedding is in 12 hours. going to bed in a bit. okay, at 3pm))

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Good. Okay. Now what?"

[Wedding? Congrats/Good luck?]

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Now..." John looks at his notes. "It appears we do this." And tells O'Neill.

((Standing up. Ushering. etc. Tux'd.))

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Jack listens and crosses the purple wire over the orange one. Nothing happens.

"Did we just win or have we hit slow-death mode?"

[Ooh, manual labor!]

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Well, we're still mobile, so I think we won? Wooo!"

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure, Carter designed this after all. She never really specified that the bomb would explode like you'd think. Maybe it released a nerve-gas or blew up a car in Instanbul?"

[Not Constantinople.]

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Well, I suppose that there's someone in Istanbul eating some Turkish Delight on a moonlit night wondering where the car is, because I think that's it. According to the translation. Which could be wrong."

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Okay, so I guess that's it then? Sweet."

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Congrats. We beat it."

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, go us."

Re: Class Assignment--Pairing Off

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

[attempted/passed]