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Food Appreciation [Week 10, Period 4, Mon. 11/08]
Once again, the front of the classroom featured a table laden with a wide variety of foods and a teacher smiling at the class. "So, I was at the grocery this morning, thinking about class, and decided to see what we could do with the whole food as an aphrodisiac thing. You know, the idea that some foods make you feel sexier than others. Don't pretend you've never heard about this. Oysters have long been thought to be the perfect mood setters since Roman times. Just the aroma of an almond was said to jumpstart serious amounts of passion in females. I think now we all understand that weird Dutch love of marzipan now, hmm?" Or maybe not. He was no expert. "What I want you guys to do is give a few of these foods a try - maybe the avocado or the figs or a little pineapple or banana with chocolate syrup - and see if you feel any different."
John paused. "No promises and no making out in class if it does work. You all have rooms and it's not like they're far away."
John paused. "No promises and no making out in class if it does work. You all have rooms and it's not like they're far away."

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The conversation was doing wonders for keeping her mind off of how she couldn't wait for her date with Bruce tonight, though.
"I just really like marine life. I might become a marine biologist."
And, thank you, Bruce, for that convenient phrase.
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"I like dolphins," she offered instead. "They're very intelligent."
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He was just gonna try that, see what happened.
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"Even I think that's a terrible pun, Peter," Ariel said.
Or tried to say, but it was interrupted by something that sounded an awful lot like the sort of snort, followed by a cough,which was not at all from trying not to laugh, really.
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Oops, where'd that come from?
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"Well, that I can't help," she said. "You can help horrible puns. Butyou think I'm pretty?"
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And flip her hair a bit for emphasis. "Salt water's the secret," she offered. "It gives it an extra shine."