Reno of the Turks (
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fandomhigh2010-11-02 08:16 am
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Unconventional Tactics, Tuesday, Period 2
"Yo, Rookies!" Starting class this way was pretty much tradition now, yes. "Hope you all had yourselves a good stupid holiday, and didn't end up doin' somethin' completely idiotic, like runnin' around as a giant chicken throwin' candy in people's faces, yo."
Clearly, Reno's Halloween had been an interesting one. He was starting to wonder just how many colours of chocobo he could possibly turn into thanks to this island.
"Today, we're coverin' the focus of the last of the island's three reserves groups, the Magic Reserves. I'm gonna state first and foremost that not everybody who attends the magic group actually has magic, yo. They'll accept any kind of powers, be 'em magic, mutant, genetic engineering... All that kinda crap."
He meant 'crap' lovingly. He, after all, was fairly enthralled with his lightning-centric spells.
"Obviously, this kinda group's not for everyone on the island, just like not everybody's gonna be big on wavin' a weapon around, and there are people who get squeamish around injuries. That's why the three different groups cropped up, yo. Started with the fighters, and then people went, shit, we wanna do somethin' too. Which is... pretty much what Fandom's all about if you ask me. But I'm digressin', here."
Reno actually knew what 'digress' meant, and today he felt like showing that fact off, yes.
"The point I wanna make is that, no matter how powerless you think you are, no matter if you got powers of your own or not, every spell's got its counterspell. Every broken bit of supernatural equipment's got a fix. You don't gotta be a magician or a Jedi or a mutant to be able to keep yourselves safe, yo. You just gotta be willin' to keep on your toes, to open up your squishy little brains and think. That's how Fandom's gotten through their worst moments, and, Rookies, that's how we're gonna get through 'em time and again."
Once again, Reno was giving his hand a wave. Which meant that this was going to turn into Danger Shop fun times, wasn't it? Oh, yes.
"So, we're gonna put them brains of yours to the test today, yo. Powers are allowed today, but that don't mean you gotta use 'em. Sometimes, they don't make these things all that much easier in the first place."
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Clearly, Reno's Halloween had been an interesting one. He was starting to wonder just how many colours of chocobo he could possibly turn into thanks to this island.
"Today, we're coverin' the focus of the last of the island's three reserves groups, the Magic Reserves. I'm gonna state first and foremost that not everybody who attends the magic group actually has magic, yo. They'll accept any kind of powers, be 'em magic, mutant, genetic engineering... All that kinda crap."
He meant 'crap' lovingly. He, after all, was fairly enthralled with his lightning-centric spells.
"Obviously, this kinda group's not for everyone on the island, just like not everybody's gonna be big on wavin' a weapon around, and there are people who get squeamish around injuries. That's why the three different groups cropped up, yo. Started with the fighters, and then people went, shit, we wanna do somethin' too. Which is... pretty much what Fandom's all about if you ask me. But I'm digressin', here."
Reno actually knew what 'digress' meant, and today he felt like showing that fact off, yes.
"The point I wanna make is that, no matter how powerless you think you are, no matter if you got powers of your own or not, every spell's got its counterspell. Every broken bit of supernatural equipment's got a fix. You don't gotta be a magician or a Jedi or a mutant to be able to keep yourselves safe, yo. You just gotta be willin' to keep on your toes, to open up your squishy little brains and think. That's how Fandom's gotten through their worst moments, and, Rookies, that's how we're gonna get through 'em time and again."
Once again, Reno was giving his hand a wave. Which meant that this was going to turn into Danger Shop fun times, wasn't it? Oh, yes.
"So, we're gonna put them brains of yours to the test today, yo. Powers are allowed today, but that don't mean you gotta use 'em. Sometimes, they don't make these things all that much easier in the first place."
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That... wasn't gonna work for the duration of class, was it? Usually she looked happier about this. Not that she looked bothered; it was just that her enthusiasm level was considerably lower than normal.
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But paying attention was polite, so there was Zatanna, being attentive.
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Activities!
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Which didn't mean she enjoyed it, but she also had an iPhone with a flashlight app. So. A quick flick over to the Settings screen to crank her screen brightness up to maximum, then over to AppBoxPro, and presto: nice, 3"x2" rectangle of brightness. She wasn't a geek, but sometimes she could totally get to love technology.
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There, that wasn't so hard.
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Of course, there's always the broom closet, Mickey.
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She was a kitten anyway.
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"ralugeR pom, esaelp?" And as commanded, the mop just...died. It was kind of sad.
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It took him a bit to realize that the broom wasn't sentient, and by then he was up to his ankles in water.
Ben finally ended up shoving the broom into the closet and holding it shut with the Force--only a temporary solution at best.
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Kennedy felt pretty proud of herself for all of three seconds after she managed to break the mop, at which point she realized she'd just made twice the work for herself. Trying to bribe the mops into knocking it off didn't work either, and finally she just wrestled the stupid things into the broom closet.
She was pretty drenched for her troubles by the time she slammed the door shut and wedged it in place with a chair under the knob.
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"ekaT em ot eht elbat."
Zatanna almost landed on her head, but at least she got there without much trouble. She really needed to do more teleportation spells though, for the sake of practise.
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Jedi strength and reflexes only got you so far, after all.
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A long little bit, followed by another long-- well.
Now that she'd used the chair to trap the mops in the closet, she was kind of screwed, wasn't she?
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Talk to Reno!
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