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fandomhigh2010-11-02 08:16 am
raspberryturk) wrote in fandomhigh2010-11-02 08:16 am
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Unconventional Tactics, Tuesday, Period 2
"Yo, Rookies!" Starting class this way was pretty much tradition now, yes. "Hope you all had yourselves a good stupid holiday, and didn't end up doin' somethin' completely idiotic, like runnin' around as a giant chicken throwin' candy in people's faces, yo."
Clearly, Reno's Halloween had been an interesting one. He was starting to wonder just how many colours of chocobo he could possibly turn into thanks to this island.
"Today, we're coverin' the focus of the last of the island's three reserves groups, the Magic Reserves. I'm gonna state first and foremost that not everybody who attends the magic group actually has magic, yo. They'll accept any kind of powers, be 'em magic, mutant, genetic engineering... All that kinda crap."
He meant 'crap' lovingly. He, after all, was fairly enthralled with his lightning-centric spells.
"Obviously, this kinda group's not for everyone on the island, just like not everybody's gonna be big on wavin' a weapon around, and there are people who get squeamish around injuries. That's why the three different groups cropped up, yo. Started with the fighters, and then people went, shit, we wanna do somethin' too. Which is... pretty much what Fandom's all about if you ask me. But I'm digressin', here."
Reno actually knew what 'digress' meant, and today he felt like showing that fact off, yes.
"The point I wanna make is that, no matter how powerless you think you are, no matter if you got powers of your own or not, every spell's got its counterspell. Every broken bit of supernatural equipment's got a fix. You don't gotta be a magician or a Jedi or a mutant to be able to keep yourselves safe, yo. You just gotta be willin' to keep on your toes, to open up your squishy little brains and think. That's how Fandom's gotten through their worst moments, and, Rookies, that's how we're gonna get through 'em time and again."
Once again, Reno was giving his hand a wave. Which meant that this was going to turn into Danger Shop fun times, wasn't it? Oh, yes.
"So, we're gonna put them brains of yours to the test today, yo. Powers are allowed today, but that don't mean you gotta use 'em. Sometimes, they don't make these things all that much easier in the first place."
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Clearly, Reno's Halloween had been an interesting one. He was starting to wonder just how many colours of chocobo he could possibly turn into thanks to this island.
"Today, we're coverin' the focus of the last of the island's three reserves groups, the Magic Reserves. I'm gonna state first and foremost that not everybody who attends the magic group actually has magic, yo. They'll accept any kind of powers, be 'em magic, mutant, genetic engineering... All that kinda crap."
He meant 'crap' lovingly. He, after all, was fairly enthralled with his lightning-centric spells.
"Obviously, this kinda group's not for everyone on the island, just like not everybody's gonna be big on wavin' a weapon around, and there are people who get squeamish around injuries. That's why the three different groups cropped up, yo. Started with the fighters, and then people went, shit, we wanna do somethin' too. Which is... pretty much what Fandom's all about if you ask me. But I'm digressin', here."
Reno actually knew what 'digress' meant, and today he felt like showing that fact off, yes.
"The point I wanna make is that, no matter how powerless you think you are, no matter if you got powers of your own or not, every spell's got its counterspell. Every broken bit of supernatural equipment's got a fix. You don't gotta be a magician or a Jedi or a mutant to be able to keep yourselves safe, yo. You just gotta be willin' to keep on your toes, to open up your squishy little brains and think. That's how Fandom's gotten through their worst moments, and, Rookies, that's how we're gonna get through 'em time and again."
Once again, Reno was giving his hand a wave. Which meant that this was going to turn into Danger Shop fun times, wasn't it? Oh, yes.
"So, we're gonna put them brains of yours to the test today, yo. Powers are allowed today, but that don't mean you gotta use 'em. Sometimes, they don't make these things all that much easier in the first place."
[Open!]