Reno of the Turks (
raspberryturk) wrote in
fandomhigh2010-10-05 08:19 am
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Unconventional Tactics, Tuesday, Period 2
"You ain't gonna win 'em all." Nope, there wasn't even a 'Yo, Rookies!' today as Reno made his way into the Danger Shop, only a couple of minutes late. There had been an important stop for coffee this morning, which he was now pausing to take a mouthful of as he settled in. Suck it up, kids. "You ain't. And, much as you all wanna think otherwise, you ain't all gonna be able to survive everything that life throws at you without a few bumps an' nicks along the way, yo."
This was Reno-ese for 'people get their idiot butts killed out there all the time.'
"I know, you all been spoiled by Fandom's practically nonexistent mortality rate. An' maybe you figure you're all invincible or some shit as a result, an' you can handle anything that you go up against. But news flash, kiddos: You ain't. And you can't. I don't care how strong you are. I don't care what superhuman abilities you got. Someday, you won't be able to out-run, out-think, or out-fight whatever it is that's comin' down on top of us. Someday, you will be thrust so friggin' hard on your ass that you will consider yourself lucky if someone shows up like a knight in shinin' armor to haul your sorry self outta there."
He smirked. He shrugged.
"So, we're gonna have a bit of a team-buildin' exercise, yo. Bit of a go against the Danger Shop, here. And I want you to all try an' tackle it without powers, to try an' keep things on an even playing field. You're each gonna break off into pairs. One of you's gonna play injured and pretty much useless, and you gotta get your ass rescued, yo. It's up to your partner to drag you outta harm's way." He nodded, and the Danger Shop flickered. And suddenly, everyone was standing on one end of a very shoddy looking suspension bridge. "Across this, zoto."
Really, he didn't even need to toss in enemy fire for this exercise. You guys would have an interesting enough time of this activity as it is.
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This was Reno-ese for 'people get their idiot butts killed out there all the time.'
"I know, you all been spoiled by Fandom's practically nonexistent mortality rate. An' maybe you figure you're all invincible or some shit as a result, an' you can handle anything that you go up against. But news flash, kiddos: You ain't. And you can't. I don't care how strong you are. I don't care what superhuman abilities you got. Someday, you won't be able to out-run, out-think, or out-fight whatever it is that's comin' down on top of us. Someday, you will be thrust so friggin' hard on your ass that you will consider yourself lucky if someone shows up like a knight in shinin' armor to haul your sorry self outta there."
He smirked. He shrugged.
"So, we're gonna have a bit of a team-buildin' exercise, yo. Bit of a go against the Danger Shop, here. And I want you to all try an' tackle it without powers, to try an' keep things on an even playing field. You're each gonna break off into pairs. One of you's gonna play injured and pretty much useless, and you gotta get your ass rescued, yo. It's up to your partner to drag you outta harm's way." He nodded, and the Danger Shop flickered. And suddenly, everyone was standing on one end of a very shoddy looking suspension bridge. "Across this, zoto."
Really, he didn't even need to toss in enemy fire for this exercise. You guys would have an interesting enough time of this activity as it is.
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Tara bit her lip, willing it to come to her. "Nothing ... nothing I know off the top of my head with no supplies," she said apologetically. "Wait, which of us is dead weight?"
Kennedy was stronger, but Tara was bigger (and, thus, harder to drag across a rotted bridge). She could see an argument either way.
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"I think... It'd be easier for you to get me across that way," she said after a moment.
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"I guess ... I give you a piggyback ride and you play lookout."
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"You can pick me up just fine, remember?" Kennedy told her encouragingly. That bridge was way too freaky for her to distract either of them with some suggestive comment, although one might slip out eventually just because it was her. "I trust you."
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Step on a rotten board, break through, and crash. That you know.
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Crashing, on the other hand, would be worlds of bad, so...
"I'll do lookout duty. We'll be awesome."
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"Better than awesome," she said, on the same theory, and took her first terrified baby step onto the bridge. "It'd be bad if I closed my eyes," she said, without conviction. "Right?"
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She was supposed to be making this difficult, not easier, but there was only so much you could expect her to sit back and take.
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It was very far.
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"Not as far as it looks like it is," Kennedy said, gritting her teeth a little and raising her voice to be heard over the wind that wasn't going to make this any easier. "We'll hit the other side before you know it."
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She snatched her hand back and took another careful step. "I'm so glad I don't get seasick."
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She hoped, especially after looking down. Hello, moment of holy crap long way down! There just looked like there was a two-board-wide gap between them and the next steady segment of bridge.
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Kennedy took a deep breath. "One more really careful step between you and that backrub, yup."
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"I'm letting you down on three," she warned. "One, two...."
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"But we did great."