fandomhigh | Unconventional Tactics, Tuesday, Period 2

"You ain't gonna win 'em all." Nope, there wasn't even a 'Yo, Rookies!' today as Reno made his way into the Danger Shop, only a couple of minutes late. There had been an important stop for coffee this morning, which he was now pausing to take a mouthful of as he settled in. Suck it up, kids. "You ain't. And, much as you all wanna think otherwise, you ain't all gonna be able to survive everything that life throws at you without a few bumps an' nicks along the way, yo."

This was Reno-ese for 'people get their idiot butts killed out there all the time.'

"I know, you all been spoiled by Fandom's practically nonexistent mortality rate. An' maybe you figure you're all invincible or some shit as a result, an' you can handle anything that you go up against. But news flash, kiddos: You ain't. And you can't. I don't care how strong you are. I don't care what superhuman abilities you got. Someday, you won't be able to out-run, out-think, or out-fight whatever it is that's comin' down on top of us. Someday, you will be thrust so friggin' hard on your ass that you will consider yourself lucky if someone shows up like a knight in shinin' armor to haul your sorry self outta there."

He smirked. He shrugged.

"So, we're gonna have a bit of a team-buildin' exercise, yo. Bit of a go against the Danger Shop, here. And I want you to all try an' tackle it without powers, to try an' keep things on an even playing field. You're each gonna break off into pairs. One of you's gonna play injured and pretty much useless, and you gotta get your ass rescued, yo. It's up to your partner to drag you outta harm's way." He nodded, and the Danger Shop flickered. And suddenly, everyone was standing on one end of a very shoddy looking suspension bridge. "Across this, zoto."

Really, he didn't even need to toss in enemy fire for this exercise. You guys would have an interesting enough time of this activity as it is.

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"Just a few more steps," Tara said, tottering forward on the shaking boards. ".... you'll give me a backrub, after, right?"

"Aww, babe." Only sheer force of will kept Kennedy from nuzzling at the back of Tara's neck right then. "I'll give you more than a-- careful, that part of the rope looks kinda bad."

"Which" -- And Tara was turning to ask, which was dumb, because it meant her hand came right down on the fraying bit Kennedy had been talking about. "Oh, it is."

She snatched her hand back and took another careful step. "I'm so glad I don't get seasick."

"Yeah, 'cause now would be the worst place ever to have to stop and throw up over the side." And wow, Kennedy wished she hadn't looked down right then. "You're doing amazing... I think we're almost there."

She hoped, especially after looking down. Hello, moment of holy crap long way down! There just looked like there was a two-board-wide gap between them and the next steady segment of bridge.

"If you talk about throwing up, I'm going to get all nauseated," Tara pointed out, and took another big step. "One more step. Right?"

"Okay, no more thr--" Oh yeah. Not looking down, not looking down...

Kennedy took a deep breath. "One more really careful step between you and that backrub, yup."

Tara closed her eyes so she wouldn't see the water and took that step. The firm ground felt glorious.

"I'm letting you down on three," she warned. "One, two...."

Kennedy was already hopping down on her own mental count of three, only to reach out to pull Tara into a proper hug. "What'd I tell you? Awesome. Oh god, I like solid ground, by the way."

"It is the best ever," Tara said, sprawling down on said solid ground after Kennedy got a nice, long hug. "Oh my god, I love you, but I am never carrying you that far again. Oof."

"But we did great."

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