What It Takes To Be A Badass | Friday | Period 2

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

It was time for Loki to mold the minds of more youngsters in ways that shouldn't really be legal. Or something. He didn't care. He was the fucking teacher, he got to teach people the way he fucking wanted to teach them.

So, that's what he was doing. Today, he was holding class outside because it'd be more conducive to what he wanted to do. "I'm not even going to lecture on what this fucking class is about. The course title is enough. No one but me is a complete badass. You might think you are but there's always shit you don't know. That's what we're here for."

And because teaching them this and watching them (potentially) fail would be fucking fun. "So, introductions. Name, age, and what makes you think you're a badass. I'm Loki, I'm fucking older than all of you combined and I'm a fucking badass because I used to the goddamn Angel of Death. You've probably read about me, heard about me or you fucking know me. Doesn't matter, I'm fucking awesome. Now, your turn. Go."

Was it going to be that simple? Of fucking course not. Loki had plans.

Comments

Sign In [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Like a badass, what else!

Re: Sign In [Badass 09/03]

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

Prince Alexander of Daventry

Re: Sign In [Badass 09/03]

[not_tylerdurden]

Calvin

During the Lecture [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

There's not much of one but feel free to take notes, talk to each other, gawk, worry about how easy the class activity sounded, etc!

Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, it's introduction time. Name, age and why you're a badass.
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[Here's the deal here. Each person will do their intro but Loki's going to be trying to make them falter. He'll be tossing water balloons, pies, chocolate fudge, ice cream, etc to try and throw them off. Your character can dodge it, get hit with whatever, react however, go wild! It's up to you!]

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Wes wasn't sure how he got in this class exactly, but he definitely did not think of himself as a badass.

"Er, I'm Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, I'm seventeen years old, and - "

He got splattered with a massive purple water balloon. Shocked, he reached up to wipe his face, then took off his glasses and polished them on the hem of his shirt. "And I don't particularly - "

A pie smacked him in the face, splattering his face and shirt with cream filling. This time after cleaning his glasses, he left them off, and stood awkwardly with his knees bent and his hands splayed out to brace himself, ready to jump off to the side if something else came at him. "And I don't particularly think I'm a badass, hence my taking this class," he blurted out as fast as he could. He crossed his arms over his chest smugly. Ha! Did it.

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

After all that, Loki was left laughing but impressed that Wesley had made it through the introduction.

"One of the things we'll learn is how to still be a badass when embarrassing shit happens," Loki said, giving Wesley a slow clap. "Because that kind of shit happens but you don't wanna act like a whiny bitch just because you're covered in pie."

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"My name is" -- Kurt teleported two feet to his left to avoid a flying pie -- "Kurt Wagner. I'm..."

He teleported again, and then again, dodging more flying projectiles. "I'm NOT a badass, and" -- BAMF! -- "that is why I am here. Mein ass" -- BAMF! -- "is not bad" -- BAMF! -- "it is FUNKY!"

By now, there was quite a bit of foul-smelling smoke near where he'd been standing. It was dissipating quickly, but not quickly enough.

Kurt's last teleport took him right in front of Loki, so he could shake his funky ass at the teacher. "And your aim sucks."

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Loki had been willing to actually say Kurt wasn't that bad but when Kurt started dancing in front of him, he picked up the nearest water balloon (filled with shaving cream incidentally) and whipped it right at Kurt's backside.

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[not_tylerdurden]

"Calvin, seventeen, and I-" That would be when the pie hit him full in the face. Calvin wiped the whipped cream off his face. "Am going to have words with someone's stripey, fuzzy butt."

Hobbes was going to pay for signing him up for this.

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Loki was already laughing even before Calvin finished his statement. "Feeling like a badass right now?"

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[chief-cheerio.livejournal.com]

Quinn was still trying to get around the utter weird of the fact her teacher said he was the angel of death. Shouldn't he have wings or a robe or something? Weird.

She decided to just treat it as him messing with them, purely to preserve her own sanity.

"Quinn Fabray," she said coolly. "Sixteen. I'm a badass because" --

And that was where a cream pie came flying at her. She tried to deflect it with an elbow, which spared her chest but resulted in cream pie filling being splattered all over her arm and hand.

Ew. That stuff had about a zillion calories. Why she was a badass went completely out of her head, and she glared.

"Oh my god, what is wrong with you?"

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"What?" Loki asked innocently. "You didn't expect that? Not feeling like a badass now, are you?"

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com]

Having seen what happened to her classmates as they did their introductions, Dru was somewhat prepared to get hit by something.

"I'm Dru Anderson and I'm seventeen." Of course just because she was expecting it didn't make the feel of cream pie in the face any more enjoyable. Calmly she wiped it from her eyes then took a lick. "Tasty. Anyway," she continued. "I don't think I'm particularly badass but..."

Oh yay! Water balloon, now she was both sticky and wet. "I know enough to ignore the small distractions and focus on what's important."

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"Congratulations on finishing," Loki said, pleased that she'd gotten through it. "Embarrassing shit happens all the time, even to the toughest sons of bitches out there. How they handle it is what differentiates the badasses from the pansies. Good job."

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[eyesofahero.livejournal.com]

"Cloud Strife." A water balloon passed through the space his head had been a second ago. "Twenty one-", and now he hit an ice cream cone before it hit his chest, leaving some on his fist; he had to crouch when a pie aimed to his still clean face came his way.

"Truly badass people don't need to show off", said fast enough to get it done before another water balloon was thrown, this one hitting his shoulder; it had something...shaving cream? Alright. Cloud just stared at it and then sighed.

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

"I'm Puck," he said with a swagger. "I'm seventeen, and I'm a badass because -- "

Puck was going to enumerate his many qualities: his lovely guns, his refusal to take crap from anyone, how the ladies loved him. But he was smacked right in the chest with a water balloon, and instead, he paused, staring incredulously, before adding, "I look good in wet T-shirts."

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[mathletenomore.livejournal.com]

After watching her classmates get hit with pies and such, Lindsay kind of wished she had super speed or something.

"Lindsay Weir, sixteen, and -" That balloon to the shoulder was completely expected. She stopped to stare as water dripped down her arm. "I'm not especially badass."

The cream pie to the face just then sort of made that clear. As she tried to wipe the cream away, she added, "But I'm still here, aren't I?"

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[glacial_queen]

By this point, it was fairly obvious what was going on. The smart thing to do would be to stand in the center of a shield and let the shield get covered in cream pies and hot fudge.

But where was the fun in that?

"I'm Karla, I'm sixteen and I'm--" she deflected the hot fudge with Craft "--a badass--" a surge of Sapphire power exploded the shaving cream-filled balloon in midair "--because I have Craft!" Introduction over, Karla beamed.

Just in time to get a pie to the face. Which was quickly followed up by two others.

Sigh. So much for badassery.

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[dontvotemeout]

Jason so hadn't signed up for another class with Loki. He was beginning to think someone in the office hated him.

"I'm Jason Todd, I'm fifteen, and--" and he just barely ducked in time to avoid getting hit in the chest with a water balloon. Oh, how he hated Loki. "I'm a badass--" He shifted to the right to avoid a pie, of all things. "Because I lived on my own and didn't starve," he said quickly. He tried to dart under his desk as soon as he was done, but another water balloon hit the edge of the desk, and he got water all over his hair.

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[tasenburn.livejournal.com]

"I'm Elle Bishop, I'm..." She had to stop and think about her age for a second, which was when she got pelted in the face with a piece of chocolate fudge.

"Ow."

She let the fudge fall to the ground and tried to continue. "I'm seventeen, and I'm a badass because..."

Oh, hey, there was a water balloon that Elle couldn't dodge.

And that would be Elle sparking up like a light show for a second.

"OW." She whimpered slightly.

Re: Class Activity | Introductions [Badass 09/03]

[exspeedydotcom]

"I'm Roy--" Roy dodged a flying pie-- "Harper, I'm eigh--" water balloon dodge! "--eighteen, and I'm a badass because I can--" incoming fudge to be dodged, "--shoot anything I can aim at." He dodged another pie, then added, "Also I've had a lot of practice dodging."

Ollie's ideas of appropriate training for his sidekick were, shall we say, strange. And should have gotten him reported to CPS.

Loki [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

He's around, looking as smug as he usually did!

OOC [Badass 09/03]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Mmm, first class. Tasty.

Re: OOC [Badass 09/03]

[tasenburn.livejournal.com]

I would like to thank you for giving me a chance to have Elle shock herself. I enjoy screwing with her so very much.