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It was time for Loki to mold the minds of more youngsters in ways that shouldn't really be legal. Or something. He didn't care. He was the fucking teacher, he got to teach people the way he fucking wanted to teach them.

So, that's what he was doing. Today, he was holding class outside because it'd be more conducive to what he wanted to do. "I'm not even going to lecture on what this fucking class is about. The course title is enough. No one but me is a complete badass. You might think you are but there's always shit you don't know. That's what we're here for."

And because teaching them this and watching them (potentially) fail would be fucking fun. "So, introductions. Name, age, and what makes you think you're a badass. I'm Loki, I'm fucking older than all of you combined and I'm a fucking badass because I used to the goddamn Angel of Death. You've probably read about me, heard about me or you fucking know me. Doesn't matter, I'm fucking awesome. Now, your turn. Go."

Was it going to be that simple? Of fucking course not. Loki had plans.

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Oh yes, it's introduction time. Name, age and why you're a badass.
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[Here's the deal here. Each person will do their intro but Loki's going to be trying to make them falter. He'll be tossing water balloons, pies, chocolate fudge, ice cream, etc to try and throw them off. Your character can dodge it, get hit with whatever, react however, go wild! It's up to you!]

He's around, looking as smug as he usually did!

Mmm, first class. Tasty.

Prince Alexander of Daventry

Calvin

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

Quinn Fabray

Yeah, Wes wasn't sure how he got in this class exactly, but he definitely did not think of himself as a badass.

"Er, I'm Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, I'm seventeen years old, and - "

He got splattered with a massive purple water balloon. Shocked, he reached up to wipe his face, then took off his glasses and polished them on the hem of his shirt. "And I don't particularly - "

A pie smacked him in the face, splattering his face and shirt with cream filling. This time after cleaning his glasses, he left them off, and stood awkwardly with his knees bent and his hands splayed out to brace himself, ready to jump off to the side if something else came at him. "And I don't particularly think I'm a badass, hence my taking this class," he blurted out as fast as he could. He crossed his arms over his chest smugly. Ha! Did it.

Kurt Wagner

After all that, Loki was left laughing but impressed that Wesley had made it through the introduction.

"One of the things we'll learn is how to still be a badass when embarrassing shit happens," Loki said, giving Wesley a slow clap. "Because that kind of shit happens but you don't wanna act like a whiny bitch just because you're covered in pie."

"Noted," he replied dryly, scooping a clump of pie out of his hair and dropping it onto the floor.

"My name is" -- Kurt teleported two feet to his left to avoid a flying pie -- "Kurt Wagner. I'm..."

He teleported again, and then again, dodging more flying projectiles. "I'm NOT a badass, and" -- BAMF! -- "that is why I am here. Mein ass" -- BAMF! -- "is not bad" -- BAMF! -- "it is FUNKY!"

By now, there was quite a bit of foul-smelling smoke near where he'd been standing. It was dissipating quickly, but not quickly enough.

Kurt's last teleport took him right in front of Loki, so he could shake his funky ass at the teacher. "And your aim sucks."

Loki had been willing to actually say Kurt wasn't that bad but when Kurt started dancing in front of him, he picked up the nearest water balloon (filled with shaving cream incidentally) and whipped it right at Kurt's backside.

"There are some towels in that bag over there," he said, nodding towards it. "Unless you'd rather walk around with pie in your hair. Not a bad look for you."

"Calvin, seventeen, and I-" That would be when the pie hit him full in the face. Calvin wiped the whipped cream off his face. "Am going to have words with someone's stripey, fuzzy butt."

Hobbes was going to pay for signing him up for this.

Loki was already laughing even before Calvin finished his statement. "Feeling like a badass right now?"

Calvin's dignity had come back from worse. "Totally," he deadpanned.

"And why's that?" Well, of course he was going to ask if Calvin was going to give him an affirmative answer.

Quinn was still trying to get around the utter weird of the fact her teacher said he was the angel of death. Shouldn't he have wings or a robe or something? Weird.

She decided to just treat it as him messing with them, purely to preserve her own sanity.

"Quinn Fabray," she said coolly. "Sixteen. I'm a badass because" --

And that was where a cream pie came flying at her. She tried to deflect it with an elbow, which spared her chest but resulted in cream pie filling being splattered all over her arm and hand.

Ew. That stuff had about a zillion calories. Why she was a badass went completely out of her head, and she glared.

"Oh my god, what is wrong with you?"

"What?" Loki asked innocently. "You didn't expect that? Not feeling like a badass now, are you?"

Dru Anderson

"Right now I feel sticky and like I'm never going to get the stain off my shirt," Quinn answered, still sounding annoyed as she scraped gobs of pie filling off herself. "Is this a break us down so we do what you say, type of thing?"

She'd been there and done that. It wasn't the worst thing in the world.

"Nope," Loki said, shaking his head. "It's to see what kind of demeanor you maintain when shit that you don't expect gets thrown at you. I'm not one to fucking break people down. That's pointless."

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