fandomhigh | Home Ec is Outrageous!; Monday, Period Five [ 08/16 ].

"Good afternoon, my avid academics!" Aquaman greeted the class with the usual brightness and proud smiles, though there were very nearly proud tears lining his eyes as he embarked on his very last chapter in his Fandom High Adventure. To think! No more classes after this! It was enough to make a man weep if it weren't for future adventures ahead of him.

"Can you believe that it is already our very last day of this class? I know I can't! It had truly been an outrageous summer, and you've all worked so hard and well, even against the adversity of certain tasks that may have presented themselves to be a difficult challenge! But what is life without challenges? What is success without a high mountain to climb or a tall hurdle to leap? I hope you are all as proud of yourselves as I am of you! I shall miss you all greatly, but, if you're ever in Atlantis, you'll have to look me up! I'll be the guy on the throne with the crown!"

Although he was pretty sure that, for some, the idea of even going anywhere near an underwater city and time soon...

ANYWAY!

"So, for our very last day, hopefully you have brought your fish back to class and I would like you to tell the class a little about any adventures you and your gilled friend may have had. Then, we'll spend the rest of the hour revisiting our favorite projects! Everything we've worked on, you can work on again. I've got things for cooking, sewing, cleaning, basket weaving, anything you'd like, to really show off what brought you joy and happiness in this particular subject!"

"I shall miss you all greatly! But I can tell there's a bright future in home maintenance ahead of all of you!"

...Sure there was, Aquaman. Sure there was.

[[ ~~please wait for the slowly approaching~~ OCD is ready to roll. ]]

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Aww, Jonothon was going to miss little Hendrix. He'd been a good distraction from Silent Hill traumas for the past week. Keeping his girlfriend from eating Hendrix had also been a good distraction.

//He came to work with me,// Jono reported. //I don't think he minded too terribly that I played music for him on my guitar.//

And then, because... hell, why not talk like a crazy person in front of the class on the last day?

//I like to think that he was singing along, but unfortunately, I don't speak fish.//

"I do!" Aquaman announced proudly with a grin. At which point he paused, narrowed his eyes at Hendrix and activated fish telepathy powers to get a more definite answer.

Then he chuckled.

"He says," said Aquaman ~~the horrible fish modder~~, "he was always more particular toward Phish!"

//Well,// Jono replied, lifting his shoulders in a shrug and managing not to groan, //I tried, at least.//

At least, he supposed, little Hendrix had good taste. If somewhat predictable.

[Best. Fishmodding. Ever.]

There was a slight pause.

"Ah-ha!" Aquaman added. "He says he's also partial to Billy Ocean, as well. I love that guy!"

//But not Pearl Jam? Really?//

Look, if the fish was going to like blatantly punny music, the least he could do would be to have the decency to acknowledge that Eddie Vedder and company had formed a group with a decently thematic name as well. Right?

Jono was growing steadily disappointed in little Hendrix. You think you connect with a guy...

... Fish... Connect with a fish.

God, Jono needed to get a dog or something.

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