Dogma: Fuck It! | Wednesday | Period 1

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Even though he'd taught a few times before, it always gave Loki a little thrill when they let him keep teaching. And when his class for this summer had been approved, he'd been on cloud fucking nine. So, he was there, feet up on his desk while he waited for the students to file in and take their seats. Once they did, Loki finally stood up and looked at them for a few moments. Then, he climbed up onto his desk, smirked once, and screamed. Loud. And for a long time.

Sorry kids, you all get to deal with a nearly insane angel for a few fucking weeks. Hope you enjoy it. At least he stopped screaming before climbing down to just lean against the desk.

"Well, now that we're all fucking awake, we can start," he said cheerfully. "If you don't know it already, my name's Loki and you're in Dogma: Fuck It! This class is going to be easy enough so, if I hear you whining, expect me to get in your fucking face about it. If you're here, you wanted to take a class that's goes against your principle and your systems of beliefs. You wanted to learn how to break the fucking rules and have fun without always playing the goody fucking two shoes. Some of you might already know how to do that and just wanted a fun class for the summer. You found the right place. Some of you probably don't know how to do that and need to learn. You found the right place too."

And Loki was such an effective and helpful teacher. Really. Always willing to stay after class and help out when he was needed. Really.

"First class, we're supposed to do introductions right? Names and all that kind of shit?" Loki shook his head. "Fuck that noise. I probably know all your names and, if I don't, I'll fucking learn them. I've got a course roster for a reason. If I call you the wrong name, you'll just have to deal with it. Or set me straight. Don't be fucking meek, people. It's annoying."

Such a good teacher. Of course, he hadn't had any complaints before so he actually did think he was a fucking awesome teacher.

"This week, we're blowing off the fucking rules," Loki said. "Why do you think I screamed? Because I so desperately wanted your attention on me? Fuck that, I could care less. If you're smart, you'll pay attention. Why do you think this week's assignment to break a fucking rule right here and now? I don't care what rule, where it came from, who made it. Tell me the rule and then fucking break it. Break it knowing you won't get in trouble, get detention, get stinkeyed or anything like that. Break it and enjoy how fucking good it feels. Easy start to the class, right? It's only gonna get better from here."

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You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

All you gotta do is break a fucking rule. Doesn't matter what rule, who made it, where it came from, break it. And then tell Loki what rule that was so he doesn't just think you're fucking insane.
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Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Any class with 'fuck it' in the title was automatically a win for Effy. The fact there was sanctioned rule breaking? Even better.

This was easy. Stick her feet up on the desk and dig out her ever present pack of fags. There were probably more exciting rules to break, but she could work her way up to those.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"Aww, I remember you," Loki said ever so sweetly, almost amused that the smoking rule had gotten broken so quickly. Not that he was going to fault her, it was a fucking good rule to break.

Sigh. He missed vices.

"Acting like this class is gonna be a breeze," he remarked. "Cute."

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[abitlegless.livejournal.com]

Hiccup was a Viking, a people known for their love of all things sharp: swords, axes, knives, shield edges. From young child to ancient crone they fought with them, played with them, trained with them and just generally messed about with weapons most deadly.

And even with all that he'd still gotten in trouble when he'd tried to run with scissors.

So...take one Hiccup, add one pair of shiny scissors, and you get a grinning student running around, scissors clutched in one hand.

"I was never allowed to run with scissors," he explained when he was done, and, okay, he felt like an idiot, but that was hardly a new sensation, and it had been weirdly satisfying.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Now, Loki had noticed this one giving him a bit of a stare when he'd been ranting so he'd been watching Hiccup with some interest, wondering if it was the cursing or the yelling or something else entirely.

Of course, his focus had gotten away from that at the running with scissors and how fucking gleeful the kid looked while doing it.

"Running with scissors is a dangerous activity," Loki said, mock solemness in his voice before he started snickering. "Which makes it a perfect rule to break. People are always trying to keep others safe. Fuck that, let 'em get hurt and learn that way."

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[not_tylerdurden]

Calvin immediately started pulling his shirt off. In a disturbingly short amount of time the pants were gone as well.

Luckily for those in the class with eyes more delicate sensibilities, his desk obscured the view.

"Nudity taboo."

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Okay, Loki hadn't expected that so when Calvin's clothes came off, Loki started laughing and had to clap a hand over his eyes when he realized what had just happened.

"You're not shy at all are you, Calvin?" Loki asked, remembering him from previous classes. "That was a fucking nice bit of rule breaking right there."

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[living_endless]

Well, dating Jono was breaking a huge rule, but there wasn't a way to demonstrate that in class easily. Besides, Didi wasn't sure she wanted to have the discussion, not until she had a better bead on Loki.

So instead, she stood up, quietly walked to the door, and left the classroom for a good 15 minutes. (She went outside to look at the flowers. They were pretty.) She came back with a pink rose, which she offered to Loki.

"Students aren't supposed to leave the classroom without permission."

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"No, they aren't and I'm surprised you came back," Loki said, eyebrow up even as he took the rose. "You a hippie or some shit?"

Well, the flower. And maybe he found himself funny.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[trigons_child]

Raven wasn't a rule-breaker, so she wasn't sure how to proceed here. But then obvious answer became obvious. "I was told I was not allowed to experience emotions," she said, "but since I came here I have. That is the rule I have broken."

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"Uh huh." Loki eyed her, contemplating accepting that as a good enough answer. "Best emotion you've felt so far?"

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Liir couldn't think of anything all that good for a moment before finally pulling his broom from it's holster at his hip and sitting on it. He floated in the air, hoping that was enough.

What? He was defying gravity breaking the rules of physics. Shouldn't that count?

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"Which rule are you breaking?" Loki asked, amused but unimpressed. Probably because he could fly too.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[provostsdog.livejournal.com]

Beka saw very little point to this. "I'll do naught of the kind."

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"Why not?" Loki wondered, raising an eyebrow. "Scared?"

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[hrodberxtas.livejournal.com]

Robin grinned at the screaming Loki, "Me, I'm here to see if you can teach or show me some trick I've not seen yet, one trickster to another.".

He stood and reached into his backpack, and pulled out a baseball. Robin tossed it lightly into the air a couple of times, then spun and pitched the ball through one of the glass windows. He sat back down with a smile, "I think they have rules against damaging school property, don't they?"

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"...they do," Loki said, snickering at that and shaking his head. "I'm probably gonna have to pay for that shit but that's one I didn't expect. You're a trickster or you just mouthing off?"

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

"Why are we breaking rules?" she asked mildly. She wasn't not going to do it. She just wanted to know why, first.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"Because it's Wednesday," he said dryly.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[noearsyet.livejournal.com]

George wandered through the room and pocketed some nice looking pens. Oh, and that handful of change on the shelf. He was looking at one of the books now and considering how to walk out of the classroom with it.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[puppy_fair]

"Uh..." Okay, Zack. Just breathe. Swallow, or something. "I can't... really think of anything to... break."

Well, the first thing that had crossed his mind was the hope that maybe he'd be able to grab his sword from the weapons locker. But the second thing that crossed his mind was that the no-weapon rule was there for a reason, and it would be... wrong, somehow, to carry Angeal's sword just because it would break a rule.

"I don't get to ask for a suggestion, do I?"

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen considered this for a moment, then got a small smile on her face. She dug into her bag and pulled out the latest book she'd bought which was stupid and driving her insane and - breaking one of the biggest rules of the priests - ripped pages out of it and tore them up.

All right, it was only the front pages and the stupid bookclub discussion questions in the back, but still.

Then she let her fennec fox out of its pouch and encouraged it to roam about the room.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny considered all the rules she broke because they were boring on a daily basis, then took the flask out of her schoolbag and took a swig.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

Kurt crossed his arms and looked at Loki. "I refuse to break any rules," he said, with a smile quirking the corner of his mouth.

Because, after all, it was a rule that you had to do what the teacher said.

Re: You Call That A Class Activity? This Is A Class Activity! [D:FI! 05/12]

[tasenburn.livejournal.com]

Elle's bright idea of breaking a rule was taking her shirt off.

What? You were supposed to wear clothes in reasonably public places and classrooms counted, right?

Hey, she'd tried!