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Even though he'd taught a few times before, it always gave Loki a little thrill when they let him keep teaching. And when his class for this summer had been approved, he'd been on cloud fucking nine. So, he was there, feet up on his desk while he waited for the students to file in and take their seats. Once they did, Loki finally stood up and looked at them for a few moments. Then, he climbed up onto his desk, smirked once, and screamed. Loud. And for a long time.

Sorry kids, you all get to deal with a nearly insane angel for a few fucking weeks. Hope you enjoy it. At least he stopped screaming before climbing down to just lean against the desk.

"Well, now that we're all fucking awake, we can start," he said cheerfully. "If you don't know it already, my name's Loki and you're in Dogma: Fuck It! This class is going to be easy enough so, if I hear you whining, expect me to get in your fucking face about it. If you're here, you wanted to take a class that's goes against your principle and your systems of beliefs. You wanted to learn how to break the fucking rules and have fun without always playing the goody fucking two shoes. Some of you might already know how to do that and just wanted a fun class for the summer. You found the right place. Some of you probably don't know how to do that and need to learn. You found the right place too."

And Loki was such an effective and helpful teacher. Really. Always willing to stay after class and help out when he was needed. Really.

"First class, we're supposed to do introductions right? Names and all that kind of shit?" Loki shook his head. "Fuck that noise. I probably know all your names and, if I don't, I'll fucking learn them. I've got a course roster for a reason. If I call you the wrong name, you'll just have to deal with it. Or set me straight. Don't be fucking meek, people. It's annoying."

Such a good teacher. Of course, he hadn't had any complaints before so he actually did think he was a fucking awesome teacher.

"This week, we're blowing off the fucking rules," Loki said. "Why do you think I screamed? Because I so desperately wanted your attention on me? Fuck that, I could care less. If you're smart, you'll pay attention. Why do you think this week's assignment to break a fucking rule right here and now? I don't care what rule, where it came from, who made it. Tell me the rule and then fucking break it. Break it knowing you won't get in trouble, get detention, get stinkeyed or anything like that. Break it and enjoy how fucking good it feels. Easy start to the class, right? It's only gonna get better from here."

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"Uh..." Okay, Zack. Just breathe. Swallow, or something. "I can't... really think of anything to... break."

Well, the first thing that had crossed his mind was the hope that maybe he'd be able to grab his sword from the weapons locker. But the second thing that crossed his mind was that the no-weapon rule was there for a reason, and it would be... wrong, somehow, to carry Angeal's sword just because it would break a rule.

"I don't get to ask for a suggestion, do I?"

"Oh Zack -- " Of course Loki remembered his favorite porn store customer. "-- you really want to ask me for a suggestion?"

And here went Zack, pulling in another deep breath and scratching at the back of his head. What did he really have to lose?

"Everything that I can come up with is pretty-" Stomach turning. "-Lame. You've got to be able to do better than me."

Loki considered Zack and then nodded. "Is there anything you don't want to do?" See, look at that, being nice to the nervous one.

"Get my sword," he said, pretty much instantly. Three guesses as to what Zack's only idea had been, Loki! "I hate putting it away for classes, but I can't use it for this. That's not what it's for."

"All right, no swords," Loki said, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "I could ask you to say something dirty."

That was mostly to see what Zack would do.

Blush, mostly. There was a surprising lack of flailing, all things considered. Somebody was growing up a little, possibly!

"That's against the rules, is it?"

"Yeah, that's against the rules," Loki told him. "School rules, at least. I mean, I break it all the fucking time with my language. It's not too hard."

"Right! Okay! I can do that!" See Zack, gearing up to do just that!

...

Any minute now.

"Fuck?"

It needed work.

"What was that?" Loki prompted, cupping a hand around his ear. "One more time and you're off the hook."

Zack grimaced Loki's way, and then took a deep breath and tried again, putting... maybe a little more behind it this time than was necessary.

"I said fuck," he insisted, turning an interesting shade of pink around the ears. "F-u-c-k. It's what people do when they're naked together, like in dirty magazines and movies and no, I'm not a virgin anymore just because I still don't really talk about this stuff, and I do know how to swear but I just don't see the point in using words like this when 'damn' works just as well, so good luck getting me to say the full name of this class on a regular basis, and why am I yelling this!?"

... He had a lot of pent-up frustration, lately.

"That was fucking excellent, Zack," Loki praised, eyes widening just a touch. "You've been practicing."

Or something.

"I'd give you an A for the workshop just for that but...I don't wanna. Still, that was fucking good."

Zack buried his face in one hand and proceeded to blush furiously.

"Awesome."

He was never doing that again.

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