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Defense Against the Dark Arts for Muggles [Wednesday]
Sirius was in a positively brilliant mood today as the students gathered in the Danger Shop for their final examination. He'd tell you it was because it'd finally gotten the cursed thing to work right for once, but that wasn't entirely it.
"Welcome to your final," he said, smiling and gesturing his hand out to encompass the scene that surrounded them: a beautiful Scottish castle in the background, rolling hills surrounding them, strange sentient tree over to the right...Hogwarts as Sirius remembered it from his school days.
Remus was also in a somewhat eerily good mood. He would say it was because he had replaced his beloved paper-making documentary, but that wasn't it, either. "This is a comprehensive, practical exam that should demonstrate how prepared you are to face the Dark Arts in everyday life. If needed, Professor Black and I can step in, but I'm confident it won't be necessary. Best of luck, and it's been a pleasure teaching all of you."
"Welcome to your final," he said, smiling and gesturing his hand out to encompass the scene that surrounded them: a beautiful Scottish castle in the background, rolling hills surrounding them, strange sentient tree over to the right...Hogwarts as Sirius remembered it from his school days.
Remus was also in a somewhat eerily good mood. He would say it was because he had replaced his beloved paper-making documentary, but that wasn't it, either. "This is a comprehensive, practical exam that should demonstrate how prepared you are to face the Dark Arts in everyday life. If needed, Professor Black and I can step in, but I'm confident it won't be necessary. Best of luck, and it's been a pleasure teaching all of you."

Re: Taping a zombie together
The going was slow. After all, he was attempting to do this while holding his breath, and had to flee for a moment in order to actually breathe every now and then, and in the meantime, the zombies would go and do something silly like knock off more body bits.
"Mummies would be easier," he sighed, when it was all said and done.