Defense Against the Dark Arts for Muggles [Wednesday]

[lycanthromoony.livejournal.com]

Sirius was in a positively brilliant mood today as the students gathered in the Danger Shop for their final examination. He'd tell you it was because it'd finally gotten the cursed thing to work right for once, but that wasn't entirely it.

"Welcome to your final," he said, smiling and gesturing his hand out to encompass the scene that surrounded them: a beautiful Scottish castle in the background, rolling hills surrounding them, strange sentient tree over to the right...Hogwarts as Sirius remembered it from his school days.

Remus was also in a somewhat eerily good mood. He would say it was because he had replaced his beloved paper-making documentary, but that wasn't it, either. "This is a comprehensive, practical exam that should demonstrate how prepared you are to face the Dark Arts in everyday life. If needed, Professor Black and I can step in, but I'm confident it won't be necessary. Best of luck, and it's been a pleasure teaching all of you."

Comments

Taping a zombie together

[lycanthromoony.livejournal.com]

You have your choice of duct, Scotch, and electrical tape.

Re: Taping a zombie together

[see-beyond.livejournal.com]

If there was one thing Jonas had learned during his time on the island, it was that duct tape solved everything. So, he grabbed that and, looking disgusted with the whole thing, started taping the zombie back together.

He had to stop a few times to catch his breath and control his gag reflex but he managed.

Re: Taping a zombie together

[bitten_notshy]

Jack used duct tape. It was the obvious choice, really, and it worked even if a few small bits of zombie skin ooze ended up stuck to his clothes.

He was going to need a very long, very hot shower after this class. He might just burn the pants.

Re: Taping a zombie together

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

Oh, gross; Kennedy was pretty grateful for the fact that she kept a couple of spare sets of clean clothes in her gym locker, because no way was she heading straight for her other class smelling like zombie. It was more a sense of pragmatism rather than the grossness that made her opt for the duct tape; electrical tape was cool and shiny and all but narrow enough that it'd take multiple wrappings, and she didn't trust the rest of the zombie to fall apart in the meantime.

She'd also be keeping an eye on Dru during this part of the final, if she was around.

Re: Taping a zombie together

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

She sighed and began the process with duct tape, finishing it handily if not happily.

Re: Taping a zombie together

[wwiii]

The general consensus today seemed to favor the duct tape, and who was Warren to go against the grain?

The going was slow. After all, he was attempting to do this while holding his breath, and had to flee for a moment in order to actually breathe every now and then, and in the meantime, the zombies would go and do something silly like knock off more body bits.

"Mummies would be easier," he sighed, when it was all said and done.