Living with Difficult Women [Tuesday, Period 5]

[magdaofslovenia.livejournal.com]

"Good afternoon, class." Sophie smiled brightly at Max's students, two boxes of J,GoB's best pastries on the desk behind her, looking completely benign. "I understand you have a Final today. I'm afraid Professor Maximus won't be joining us until the very end, though. He's been unavoidably detained."

By a bottle of tequila, two supermodels and a stripper, and a delayed return-ticket on Portalocity. Bless them.

"So since I don't have access to his final test, I'm afraid you'll have to, mm, 'wing it'. Please write down what you've learned from this class... and then every way you plan on twisting that knowledge to your own advantage in the future."

There. That was a good test of how well they'd understood the concepts.

"After all, it's the applicability that matters, isn't it?"

[class hijacked at the instigation of furious_maximus, who will reappear before the period is over. *bows to him*]

Comments

Re: Take the Final.

[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

It wasn't like Mat was really concerned about grades, so he wrote exactly what he thought about women, noblewomen, Aes Sedai, the weather, what awaited him when he returned home, and why every woman he'd ever met had proven to be difficult in one way or another.

Max would have loved this essay. Sophie, probably not.