Modelling For Dummies, Thursday

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It was the day before prom and everyone knows what that means, riiiiight?

No?

Damn it.

"In honor of everyone's favorite dance, we'll be modeling the worst dresses humanly possible. Yeah, that includes the guys. Enjoy feelin' like the purdiest belle at the ball." A beat. "Which means Chuck has a leg up on you. Sorry about
that."

Damn gender-bending Fandom!

"So go grab a tiara and the most chiffon you can."

Comments

Re: Try on Ugly Dresses!

[likethegun]

It wasn't the ugliness of the dresses that bothered Sam - this was a boy who wore plaid like it was in style, after all - but none of the dresses seemed long or wide enough for him. He finally found one that he could get over his head and shoulders, and it ended up a good four inches off of the floor. Clearly, he was never meant to be a crossdresser.