Modelling For Dummies, Thursday

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It was the day before prom and everyone knows what that means, riiiiight?

No?

Damn it.

"In honor of everyone's favorite dance, we'll be modeling the worst dresses humanly possible. Yeah, that includes the guys. Enjoy feelin' like the purdiest belle at the ball." A beat. "Which means Chuck has a leg up on you. Sorry about
that."

Damn gender-bending Fandom!

"So go grab a tiara and the most chiffon you can."

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Try on Ugly Dresses!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

They are legion. They are beckoning you. And yes, boys... you are being watched.

Hey, if Deadpool can rock the Marvel Girl outfit, you can endure some ruffles. With ruffles on them. Like a ruffle pie.

Re: Try on Ugly Dresses!

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

Angela liked to think she could pull off just about anything... But this (http://www.uglydress.com/tablecloth.html) was really pushing it.

Why would anyone create these things?

Re: Try on Ugly Dresses!

[likethegun]

It wasn't the ugliness of the dresses that bothered Sam - this was a boy who wore plaid like it was in style, after all - but none of the dresses seemed long or wide enough for him. He finally found one that he could get over his head and shoulders, and it ended up a good four inches off of the floor. Clearly, he was never meant to be a crossdresser.

Re: Try on Ugly Dresses!

[redandblueblur.livejournal.com]

Of course Clark was dressed up like someone had vomited up an American flag (http://www.uglydress.com/prompatriot.html) and formed it into a dress.

Really, he was just glad he was a dude and could get away with the same old suit every party.

Re: Try on Ugly Dresses!

[onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com]

Hayley was practically consumed (http://www.uglydress.com/lacroix.html) by the volume of the dress she put on.

"Jeepers," she said, having trouble moving.