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Modelling For Dummies, Thursday

It was the day before prom and everyone knows what that means, riiiiight?

No?

Damn it.

"In honor of everyone's favorite dance, we'll be modeling the worst dresses humanly possible. Yeah, that includes the guys. Enjoy feelin' like the purdiest belle at the ball." A beat. "Which means Chuck has a leg up on you. Sorry about
that."

Damn gender-bending Fandom!

"So go grab a tiara and the most chiffon you can."

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In your ugliest outfit.

Hannibal King

Chuck Bass

Lion-o

(Really, who goes into an ice cave wearing short shorts like that?)

Emmett Honeycutt

Angela Montenegro

Sam Winchester ~~needs to sleep naked, hello~~

Katina Choovanski (it's not an attractive towel, okay?)

Tara Maclay ~~tie die? Oh, honey, no.~~

Warren Worthington III

Claire Bennet

Clark Kent

Jenny Sparks

Check out the dresses. Fear.

And the tiaras. Oh, there are special tiaras for you, gentlemen.

Oh lord, it was Chuck's worst nightmare realized. These clothes were so gross.

Emmett took a look at the dresses. Took a look at the door. Took a look at the dresses. Took a look at the door. Put on one of the tiaras.

"I have no problem wearing a dress. I will gladly take an F in exchange for not wearing one of those dresses."

"What he said," Chuck said, pointing at Emmett.

They are legion. They are beckoning you. And yes, boys... you are being watched.

Hey, if Deadpool can rock the Marvel Girl outfit, you can endure some ruffles. With ruffles on them. Like a ruffle pie.

Angela liked to think she could pull off just about anything... But this (http://www.uglydress.com/tablecloth.html) was really pushing it.

Why would anyone create these things?

It wasn't the ugliness of the dresses that bothered Sam - this was a boy who wore plaid like it was in style, after all - but none of the dresses seemed long or wide enough for him. He finally found one that he could get over his head and shoulders, and it ended up a good four inches off of the floor. Clearly, he was never meant to be a crossdresser.

Of course Clark was dressed up like someone had vomited up an American flag (http://www.uglydress.com/prompatriot.html) and formed it into a dress.

Really, he was just glad he was a dude and could get away with the same old suit every party.

Hayley was practically consumed (http://www.uglydress.com/lacroix.html) by the volume of the dress she put on.

"Jeepers," she said, having trouble moving.

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Who had better be rockin' some lace, is all we're saying.

You were going to have to kill Hannibal to get him into some lace. Nonetheless, he was there.

Who's not actually wearing a dress today.

Too predictable.

He's probably laughing at you, though.

Lainey told me, quote unquote, 'GO CRAZY WITH OCD, BABE.'

I can only hope that y'all feel like I obliged. If not:

GIMME YOUR BEST DRESS, PEOPLE.

Always classic and tasteful, even when you spill a little shrimp cocktail sauce down the front.

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