Horror 101, Monday

[chosehumanity]

"I think you've all had your fair share of horror last week," Mitchell announced, "But I'm fairly sure half your teachers are going to give you movie classes now, so I thought I'd try and get creative."

Fear, class. Fear.

"That's why we've gathered in the Danger Shop today," he continued. "I thought it would be nice for some hands-on practice. See, we've got all of these fears we're working on and working with, but many of them, as I've said, come down to what we fear in ourselves."

A pause.

"These things tend to start in childhood," he said, "And work their way up. So today, we are going to be regressing."

He opened the door behind him and revealed--

"Today, you're going to Eurodisney!" A pause. "I'll be expecting at least two of you to get into a fight," he said, solemnly. "If you do, use something padded."

A beat, in case they thought he'd completely lost it-- "If you need me this week, I'll be spending most of it in Bristol. So use the phone."

And that would appear to be it.

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Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[bitten_notshy]

"I think this is the scariest class so far," Jack ventured.

He wasn't checking up on Alex. Exactly. But it seemed like a reasonable time to say hello.

Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

"Don't like amusement parks, Jack?" Alex asked, peering up at the other boy from behind his sunglasses. "Thought you'd be proud to be tall enough to ride the rides."

Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[bitten_notshy]

Jack snorted. "Quite. It makes me want to burst into one of these annoyingly catchy songs."

Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

"See, now that would make my day," Alex said and then gestured to the spot of bench beside him. "Only thing that would make it better is if he were in one of these weird ass costumes."

Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[bitten_notshy]

"Get one of the girls to sing, if you're so keen on it," Jack said amiably enough, taking the seat.

... because Effy and Emma would burst into song any day now. Right.

"And now I have Mitchell dressed in that mouse outfit in my head and I can't un-see it. Thank you, Alex."

Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

"Always happy to be of assistance," Alex said, shrugging. "I think you'd be the one that could get Emma to dance. Make puppy eyes at her or something. Tell her I'm hungover and need a pick me up."

Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[bitten_notshy]

Jack's eyes shot over to Emma. "She does love to show off sometimes ..." he mused. "Do you really want me to try?"

Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

"I dare you," Alex said, nodding. "If she does it, I'll...something. Something to be decided later."

Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[bitten_notshy]

"Why do I always take your dares?" Jack wondered.

But it was something to do other than wonder if the people in costumes were going to eat him, so -- "On my way."

Re: Explore Eurodisney...?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

"Because I'm so convincing," Alex said, smirking as he leaned back to see if Jack would be successful.