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Modeling for Dummies

There was no green in the classroom today. Oh no. None of that crap for this teacher.

But there was a TV and a very classy documentary on the fabulous lives of models in the 90s. You know, before all the reality TV.

"So, today you're all gonna learn the fine points of being thin and pretty and unattainable back when that still meant something." A beat. "And probably snorting coke like it's goin' out of style, but thems the breaks."

Oh, models. You cads.

"Now, watch closely and you can almost feel the bitchy hatred the women have for each other. Like puttin' a buncha alpha dogs in one room. And no, not like that Justin Timberlake movie with Warren there."

God, Ben Foster. Crazy much?

"Now enjooooy."