Modeling for Dummies

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There was no green in the classroom today. Oh no. None of that crap for this teacher.

But there was a TV and a very classy documentary on the fabulous lives of models in the 90s. You know, before all the reality TV.

"So, today you're all gonna learn the fine points of being thin and pretty and unattainable back when that still meant something." A beat. "And probably snorting coke like it's goin' out of style, but thems the breaks."

Oh, models. You cads.

"Now, watch closely and you can almost feel the bitchy hatred the women have for each other. Like puttin' a buncha alpha dogs in one room. And no, not like that Justin Timberlake movie with Warren there."

God, Ben Foster. Crazy much?

"Now enjooooy."

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Watch The Movie/Talk Like Rude People

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Mmm. Models.

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Claire loved movie days.

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Tara didn't much mind movie day, mostly because Linda Evangelista was really hot. She doodled a little in her notebook as she watched.

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Oh, ha. Katchoo actually knew most of the models in that documentary; a bunch of them had gone to a lot of Darcy's parties.

She spent most of the class period making scathing and/or sarcastic comments about them under her breath.

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Warren was going to alternate between watching the movie with the crazy, crazy models, and glancing at the crazy, crazy teacher.

Great. First he was supposed to avoid blue things, and now he was some sort of movie star?

Someday, Warren was going to have to have serious words with whoever this other him was that all of these other people kept talking about.

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This was like getting a grade for staying in bed and watching the awesomest, bitchiest Joan Crawford movie you could find. Emmett slid down in his seat and put his hands behind his head, in seventh heaven, thank you.

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Hannibal was there, lounging around and taking advantage of his movie day, oh yes. He was still available if there were any questions.

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Seriously, Warren. You're a creeper.

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Omfg, coworker. Just shut up. Spending ten minutes on one call while I pick up the slack. DIAF.

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Lainey won't let me do the OCD contents anymore. It's a sad, sad day. --Len

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Awww, why so mean, Lainey?