http://prof-methos.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] prof-methos.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-10-19 11:21 am
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Library - CLOSED - 19 OCT -- NOW NFB

The library is closed. Behind the locked doors can be heard voices arguing.

ETA: At some point, someone sticks a sign on the door. "Library Staff Meeting. If you are on the library staff, you should be in here. If you're not, you shouldn't."

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Why would I? Everyone in authority says you get a 'second chance' here. A video of Belthazor menacing Broots gets blown off as 'racist baiting'. Professor Drusilla hypnotizes half her class and turns them loose, and is she fired yet? Hell no." Parker's expression had gone bitter. "The only thing that would happen would be I'd get my hand slapped for 'digging into another student's personal life.' Why would I set myself up for that?"

"I should put procedures in place to check for craziness? Why the hell is it my job? When did I get a shrink-ette's certificate? Space-bitch was avoiding me all week, I saw you once in three days, and then I was leading the team trying to wrangle her nitwit loverboys. So far, 80% of the craziness of this place in my experience is Professor Mind-Bitch, 10% is gremlins, and 10% was space symbiote. Excuse the hell out of me if I assume Drusilla, gremlins, and everything else, in that order!"

Parker grimaced. "I forged your handwriting on the note denying Angelus access to the Special Collections...." She winced. "And like I said, I was going to make sure he wasn't mad at you about it, I just ran out of time...."

"Fine? You want proof he's a psycho?" Parker looked from Dr. Pierson to Frasier, hot spots of color high on her cheeks. "Stay right. Here." She stormed off to where she'd left her books behind the counter, and fished out the folder of materials Broots had printed out. "There. Read and enjoy. Or read and have nightmares, I know it's been giving them to me. I especially remember the part about the nun in 1860, considering that according to Callisto he's still into nun porn. All available online from his dimension, or from Watcher's Diaries here in Special Collections. And not one person in his world who knows jack about vampires claims they're ever anything but serial killers."

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Idiots who watch little girls fight vampires and die," Parker snaps, then softens a little. "Okay, a few of them were fighting too, but... Buffy Summers and Faith are both Slayers. They're mystic warriors who slay vampires, from Angelus's world. One of them has a restraining order not to go near him, and the other one's screwing him. Take that for what it's worth."

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-10-20 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Both, as far as I could tell."

[ooc: *stake!*]
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[personal profile] swerval_zero 2005-10-20 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
*shoves door open, steps inside, kicks door shut before anyone can see inside* I know the screamin' isn' about the pansy idiots. What's goin' on?
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2005-10-20 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Parker forged my name to a note banning Angelus from Special Collections," said Janet. "Have a seat. Or join in. I'm just about to get really angry."

OOC: Okay, finally able to reply to Parker's thing from yesterday. :)
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