fandomhigh | Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/11/10

"Now, I know you were all looking forward to meeting fashion icon Katy Perry and editor at large Nina Garcia and famous fashion designer Michael Kors, but sadly that was all in Tim Gunn's head," Deadpool informed the class sadly.

"But you all got a lovely... vaguely wearable former sweatshirt out of the deal. Which makes up for things, right? Right!"

Hey, just be glad he didn't being in fugly bows for people to wear as well.

That was totally for next week.

"So, as we all know from watching any modeling show ever, swimsuit season is now. Because they enjoy making malnourished kids prance about in nothing but twine and scraps of fabric while it's freezing could out. It's a thing. So... I hope ya'll are read to get your swimsuit photos on. Or just puss out and have me mock you from now until you break from the emotional pressure and have to go to a shrink. But we all know shrinks don't do anything, people. We all know that."

Yeeeah.

"So, pick a swimsuit and prepare to get your pose on, kids."

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Coooooold.

It's a popular topic! Almost as popular as the daaaaaance.

C'mon, strike a pose!

When he tags in!

Sometimes, it was fun to torment students. Now was one of those times.

Ugh, don't want to woooork.

Hannibal King

See, Hannibal could do swimsuits. It wasn't like he didn't parade enough without his shirt and they were inside where it was warm.

So, he was finding it easy to get out of his clothes (shut up) and into a swimsuit.

Hannibal was there, dressed in all his swimsuit glory. He thought he looked rather nice, thank you.

Hannibal was not going to pose but he'd do fine with doing a little spin in his swimsuit. Posing was not his thing. He was not one of the douches in the magazines who wanted to show off how many veins he had in his arms, thank you.

Katina Choovanski

COLD.

Priestly

Priestly sorted through the swimsuit options looking for a modest pair of board shorts.

Male models were supposed to, like, lounge around looking bored, right?

Priestly totally sucked at this.

Hayley Fitzpatrick

Hayley was looking through her options and just giggling. Styles had definitely gotten skimpier since 1962.

She settled, though, on something bright and loud (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26300525), a halter-top bikini in yellow, red, and black. She liked it. Bold and eye-catching.

Hayley walked out and struck a pose, maintaining a serious model expression.

But she made sure to smile with her eyes!

Emmett Honeycutt

Hey, as long as they were inside where it was warm, Emmett had no problem donning an itsy-bitsy teeny weeny -- okay, not all that teeny -- yellow polka-dot bikini. Er, Speedo.

And goggles with heart-shaped lenses. As you do.

Claire Bennet

Well, at least he wasn't making them pose outside in the snow in their swimsuits, Claire decided as she looked through the racks for something in her size.

Claire was only a tiny bit self-conscious about wearing a bikini in a classroom, but she still managed to strike a pose that she thought was model-y enough.

Sam Winchester

On one hand, swimsuits were pretty easy to wear.

On the other hand, swimsuits meant being shirtless in front of everyone, and that was enough to make Sam a little nervous as he started to undress.

Clark Kent

Changing into his swimsuit, Clark was determined to stare at the floor. It wouldn't do to get caught checking out the other models, even on accident.

Clark...didn't look much like a model because of his big, doofy face. Like magic though, his body told a different story as he struck a pose in his swimwear.

Sam wasn't too good at the posing, but he did have a pretty decent strut, especially since it got him down and back quickly.

Tara Maclay

It took some looking, but Tara found a ridiculously modest swimsuit that still looked a little sexy without being obvious about it. She shimmied into it behind a curtain and stood about self-consciously.

Lion-o

Lion-o was too busy pouting about having to wear a swimsuit while it was so cold.

Lion-o struck a pose. Then he hurried to change back into his regular clothes.

Warren Worthington III

Warren... wasn't really changing his clothing. Warren was standing around and fidgeting. A lot.

And then, maybe, slowly, he was peeling off his jacket. This wasn't a big deal. Nobody here cared about a kid with wings. Right.

Breathing would be useful, any time now, Warren.

Warren was totally breathing. See him breathing? Breathing counted as striking a pose, right?

His wings were mashed so tightly against his back that he might as well have been without, at least from the front. Which didn't change the fact that his feathers were standing on end while he worked on not looking as though he was freaking out as much as he actually was.

Oh, and his swimsuit was nice, too, of course.

Angela Montenegro

Jenny Sparks

Jenny couldn't find anything with the Union Jack on it, so she pouted and picked out a black bikini.

Edited 2010-02-12 00:10 (UTC)

Jenny struck a pose looking over her shoulder. Small-chested girls didn't make the best swimsuit models, in her experience.

Parker

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