fandomhigh | Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/11/10

"Now, I know you were all looking forward to meeting fashion icon Katy Perry and editor at large Nina Garcia and famous fashion designer Michael Kors, but sadly that was all in Tim Gunn's head," Deadpool informed the class sadly.

"But you all got a lovely... vaguely wearable former sweatshirt out of the deal. Which makes up for things, right? Right!"

Hey, just be glad he didn't being in fugly bows for people to wear as well.

That was totally for next week.

"So, as we all know from watching any modeling show ever, swimsuit season is now. Because they enjoy making malnourished kids prance about in nothing but twine and scraps of fabric while it's freezing could out. It's a thing. So... I hope ya'll are read to get your swimsuit photos on. Or just puss out and have me mock you from now until you break from the emotional pressure and have to go to a shrink. But we all know shrinks don't do anything, people. We all know that."

Yeeeah.

"So, pick a swimsuit and prepare to get your pose on, kids."

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C'mon, strike a pose!

Hannibal was not going to pose but he'd do fine with doing a little spin in his swimsuit. Posing was not his thing. He was not one of the douches in the magazines who wanted to show off how many veins he had in his arms, thank you.

Male models were supposed to, like, lounge around looking bored, right?

Priestly totally sucked at this.

Hayley walked out and struck a pose, maintaining a serious model expression.

But she made sure to smile with her eyes!

Hey, as long as they were inside where it was warm, Emmett had no problem donning an itsy-bitsy teeny weeny -- okay, not all that teeny -- yellow polka-dot bikini. Er, Speedo.

And goggles with heart-shaped lenses. As you do.

Claire was only a tiny bit self-conscious about wearing a bikini in a classroom, but she still managed to strike a pose that she thought was model-y enough.

Clark...didn't look much like a model because of his big, doofy face. Like magic though, his body told a different story as he struck a pose in his swimwear.

Sam wasn't too good at the posing, but he did have a pretty decent strut, especially since it got him down and back quickly.

Lion-o struck a pose. Then he hurried to change back into his regular clothes.

Warren was totally breathing. See him breathing? Breathing counted as striking a pose, right?

His wings were mashed so tightly against his back that he might as well have been without, at least from the front. Which didn't change the fact that his feathers were standing on end while he worked on not looking as though he was freaking out as much as he actually was.

Oh, and his swimsuit was nice, too, of course.

Jenny struck a pose looking over her shoulder. Small-chested girls didn't make the best swimsuit models, in her experience.

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