fandomhigh | Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/11/10

"Now, I know you were all looking forward to meeting fashion icon Katy Perry and editor at large Nina Garcia and famous fashion designer Michael Kors, but sadly that was all in Tim Gunn's head," Deadpool informed the class sadly.

"But you all got a lovely... vaguely wearable former sweatshirt out of the deal. Which makes up for things, right? Right!"

Hey, just be glad he didn't being in fugly bows for people to wear as well.

That was totally for next week.

"So, as we all know from watching any modeling show ever, swimsuit season is now. Because they enjoy making malnourished kids prance about in nothing but twine and scraps of fabric while it's freezing could out. It's a thing. So... I hope ya'll are read to get your swimsuit photos on. Or just puss out and have me mock you from now until you break from the emotional pressure and have to go to a shrink. But we all know shrinks don't do anything, people. We all know that."

Yeeeah.

"So, pick a swimsuit and prepare to get your pose on, kids."

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It's a popular topic! Almost as popular as the daaaaaance.

See, Hannibal could do swimsuits. It wasn't like he didn't parade enough without his shirt and they were inside where it was warm.

So, he was finding it easy to get out of his clothes (shut up) and into a swimsuit.

Priestly sorted through the swimsuit options looking for a modest pair of board shorts.

Hayley was looking through her options and just giggling. Styles had definitely gotten skimpier since 1962.

She settled, though, on something bright and loud (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26300525), a halter-top bikini in yellow, red, and black. She liked it. Bold and eye-catching.

Well, at least he wasn't making them pose outside in the snow in their swimsuits, Claire decided as she looked through the racks for something in her size.

On one hand, swimsuits were pretty easy to wear.

On the other hand, swimsuits meant being shirtless in front of everyone, and that was enough to make Sam a little nervous as he started to undress.

Changing into his swimsuit, Clark was determined to stare at the floor. It wouldn't do to get caught checking out the other models, even on accident.

It took some looking, but Tara found a ridiculously modest swimsuit that still looked a little sexy without being obvious about it. She shimmied into it behind a curtain and stood about self-consciously.

Lion-o was too busy pouting about having to wear a swimsuit while it was so cold.

Warren... wasn't really changing his clothing. Warren was standing around and fidgeting. A lot.

And then, maybe, slowly, he was peeling off his jacket. This wasn't a big deal. Nobody here cared about a kid with wings. Right.

Breathing would be useful, any time now, Warren.

Jenny couldn't find anything with the Union Jack on it, so she pouted and picked out a black bikini.

Edited 2010-02-12 00:10 (UTC)

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