Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 1/14/10

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When class filed on into the room today, there was a massive pile of fabric, construction paper, glitter and glue waiting for them. It was a challenge day, apparently.

"So, class. Today we're gonna start in the deep end of fashion tomfoolery. That's right, we're talkin' 'bout couture." No, there were no hand outs on it. There was a link. Hello.

"If you're still a lil' bit confused as to what looks all couture, I'd say... pretty much anything Lady Gaga wore is an attempt at it. Except the unitards. Bitch is crazy for unitards. I mean, I met her once and she sang me an awesome song, but we didn't sit around and chat about her fashion. Mostly because I still have my manhood and was a vampire at the time."

A beat.

"Not a sparkly one."

That was an important addition, you guys.

"Today, you all are gonna make up your own batshit design so next week you can do a little turn on the catwalk in it. Shake your little tush on the catwalk, yeah," He continued seriously. "So get your asses in gear and make me something Lady Gaga would be apeshit to wear."

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Re: Work on Your Outfit

[onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com]

Hayley was working with some black shiny fabric. Not a lot of it, mind. And her sewing skills weren't that great. She might end up enlisting Harper to help her finish it.

But she definitely had an idea (http://i40.tinypic.com/241nz28.jpg).