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Living With Difficult Women [Tuesday, Period 5]
With his high level of expertise on the subject, Max hadn't really prepped for class today, or even looked at the class roster. He'd planned to simply launch into an introduction of the topic and outline the goals for the class. He walked in, smiled at his gathered students, and froze.
There were difficult women in his class. Difficult women that he had not brought in to use as examples. He wasn't sure that revealing to them the secret techniques used to make living with them possible would be all that good an idea. After all, as difficult women they were sure to use their knowledge of such techniques to counter them, and make life more difficult for everyone involved.
So, obviously, Max needed a plan. There had to be a way to deal with this problem, after all. Unfortunately he wasn't quick enough on his feet to come up with one on the spot. Max needed a distraction. Max needed...
"That introduction thing. You all know how it works by now. Get to it. And I think that telling us why you're in this class would be helpful." How many of them were spies?
There were difficult women in his class. Difficult women that he had not brought in to use as examples. He wasn't sure that revealing to them the secret techniques used to make living with them possible would be all that good an idea. After all, as difficult women they were sure to use their knowledge of such techniques to counter them, and make life more difficult for everyone involved.
So, obviously, Max needed a plan. There had to be a way to deal with this problem, after all. Unfortunately he wasn't quick enough on his feet to come up with one on the spot. Max needed a distraction. Max needed...
"That introduction thing. You all know how it works by now. Get to it. And I think that telling us why you're in this class would be helpful." How many of them were spies?

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Seriously?
"Yamanaka Ino," she said. "Junior."
An impish pause.
"I think I'm maybe here to make your life difficult, Centurion." Sweetly. Oh so sweetly.
And yes, this had been a paperwork error but she was damned if she was going to admit it. Hmph.
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Poor Centurion. Clearly he hadn’t been.
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"You'd be bored if you didn't have some sort of situation like this."
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"Hai hai, Centurion," Ino said, settling back in her chair. "If you say so."
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He'd just have to make sure to teach her a lesson about respect next time her updated her exercise regimen.