Living With Difficult Women [Tuesday, Period 5]

[furious-maximus.livejournal.com]

With his high level of expertise on the subject, Max hadn't really prepped for class today, or even looked at the class roster. He'd planned to simply launch into an introduction of the topic and outline the goals for the class. He walked in, smiled at his gathered students, and froze.

There were difficult women in his class. Difficult women that he had not brought in to use as examples. He wasn't sure that revealing to them the secret techniques used to make living with them possible would be all that good an idea. After all, as difficult women they were sure to use their knowledge of such techniques to counter them, and make life more difficult for everyone involved.

So, obviously, Max needed a plan. There had to be a way to deal with this problem, after all. Unfortunately he wasn't quick enough on his feet to come up with one on the spot. Max needed a distraction. Max needed...

"That introduction thing. You all know how it works by now. Get to it. And I think that telling us why you're in this class would be helpful." How many of them were spies?

Comments

Re: Introduce yourselves

[bitchprince]

"You could've just taken it up with the office," Arthur said, because he really was feeling decidedly unrepentant today. "And yet you chose to join us here."

Re: Introduce yourselves

[furious-maximus.livejournal.com]

"And who," Max asked, lifting an eyebrow and looking back and forth between them, "is Katchoo?"

Re: Introduce yourselves

[thatsamilkshake]

"She's my--" Girlfriend. "--roommate. And my best friend. And she's never difficult with me."

Well, not exactly. Sort of. Not always. Not the same way she was difficult with everybody else. ...SHUT UP.

Re: Introduce yourselves

[bitchprince]

"She is generally difficult," Arthur interjected, "You don't have to lie to us, Francine. This place is safe."

Re: Introduce yourselves

[thatsamilkshake]

"She's not difficult. She's...complex." She'd stick her tongue out, but she was above that sort of thing.

In class.

When it might be seen as a signal of surrender.